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[li]No need to plough through encyclopedia volumes doing research, there’s google.[/li][li]No need to brew alcohol for weeks, there’s methanol to speed things up.[/li][li]No need to work hard, there’re betting sites promising 100,000,000 for as little as 50 bob[/li][li]No need to boil githeri for 3 hours, there’s instant noodles[/li][li]No need to wait for tomatoes and other fruits and vegetables to mature and ripen naturally, there’s some nasty chemicals that ripen tomatoes overnight[/li][li]Want more profits from beef without the need for refrigeration? Inject it with Sodium based preservertives and it will last a week, even flies won’t be attracted to it.[/li][/ol]
And the extremely low IQ bonobo known as @Ndindu who complains about everything under the sun. Kunanyesha: hio matone sio kubwa
Barbara iko: Ni nyeusi sana inachoma mguu
Ngui
Hiti endelea kucomplain kuhusu kila kitu ukingoja mkono uanguke like the extremely low IQ bonobo you are
Shipoto
Ruharo rwa nyenje utamea hakiri ukilamba hao wazungu
Keino
Mashiro ma nyenje,kimbia kwa wazungu ukawalambe like the extremely low IQ bonobo you are