The gods have conspired against Kikuyu Women

If you are a Kikuyu woman and wife to a wealthy man, even if thunder strikes him in broad daylight, you shall be guilty of Murder
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90% ya dem wasapere will kill the husband . its just nature

But you fear not TMP? Right? There could be a kilo of steelwool in your maw right now ukuongea mbaya hapa nanii…jinga.

As I have always said, kikuyu women know how to smell wealth from a mile away… nowadays they even sniff the potential out of you and go into hibernation mode… do you mean to tell me people who can do all this havent figured out where to buy thunder and lightning… we nanii wacha porojo…

Am safe juu sina kakitu. Akiniua atakua ameua bread winner.:smiley:

That’s fine we’re happy as we are, just teach your men to stay away from us!

Ask yourselves why kikuyu women are on your minds all the time

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Upus mtupu huu !

Thunder doesn’t strike… lightning does…so she is guilty.

Wakwitu chuki itakumaliza…

si chuki. tangu cohen akufe nimekua side ya huyo mwanamke. point yangu ni eti wanawekelewa vitu mingi ju wao ni wagikuyu

Wewe ndio next. Luwere!!

hii hot chocolate haiwezi scald mtu?

Wangu ako kwa hio 10%

Ita scald kabisa!

Naomba nikutombe

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Huogopi kushomeka

Kwani @Hot Chocolate! ana kuma moto aje?

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Hell no!!
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