The f**k that is Erectile dysfunction

Imagine kunguru imejileta baada ya kumkimbiza for some months.Full erection ii muda yote only to die nikipanuliwa.
Haki my villagers mnisaidie, how can I curb this problem. Kunguru imenichekea tu na kuniambia nisijali. I felt useless mbele yake.
Help a brother pliz nione kama ntaweza pewa second chance. …

Kwani una miaka ngapi…ama huyo kunguru amechapa aje? Hii maneno ya kuweka Laptop kwa mapaja ndio root cause…Enda gym fungua mishipa!!! Usibaki kama @uwesmake alishindwa kumbao siku hizi ni kabuti anapokea huko back seat…jamaa akienda loo unaeza fikiria lorry ya mchanga imefika…

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:DPatia kunguru simu tuongee

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by any chance we ni Msee wa Nduthi?

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I second that analogy, mwalimu wa chem alitufunza K is constant. Go by the popular “cover the face, fire the base” Ukishindwa hiyo, joing @uwesmake

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am available for hire

Mbisha
Infrared signature
Thermal imaging
radar
blueprints
silhouette
witness
cctv footage
satellite imagery
heat signature
sonar
sworn affidavit
barua ya chief
CAT scan
X-ray
Seismic signatures
autograph…of the said “kunguru”

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anxiety boss

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True dat. Tafuta diazepam n bomoa dat cat, @Mollis style.
True story.

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K24 wako na mix ya nguvu sana playing now

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Justice league clear copy ishatoka

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Leta link mnyaa…

vile @code ninja amesema

does dr. @Luther12 approve this?

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You’re a very kind man to give him all these options

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Unatuambia yako ya chumbani wanaume wenzako ndio tukuchumbe? As it wanaume tujamiaane na wewe kama vile kike?

Gay mofo

Mcoosh pana

Reb bull and purple pill combo. Makes Kungurus wish they don’t call that 70 year old for their monthly stipend.

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Hii kazi ya kuchana alafu unaenda kukula rice pale kwa kibanda utawacha

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Yakuwashiani?

Ndume ashawahi kufail kukufikisha threshold? Mcoosh kapsa!

Pewa fanta…it makes senses. Noogle

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