First off, I am under the influence of something legal but socially not recommended during working hours. Now to my main subject which about the one species of women you should never ever marry; someone’s former side-dish. This is a woman who acted as a side-dish to a man before you met her. Now, what is wrong with such women? The main issue with former side-dishes is that they come into marriage with a distorted perception of reality. “How is this so?” you might ask. You see, a man with a side-dish will most of the time meet with the woman under blissful conditions. This man will be willing to spend excessively for the duration just to satisfy his lust. The downside of this good treatment is that the woman lives to believe that relationships are made up of 100% bliss. Therefore, they quickly get disillusioned when they get into a union where happiness makes up less than 50% of the marriage-time. These women will most likely keep hopping from one marriage to another in the hope of finding perfect bliss. Needless to say, they end up a frustrated lot. We cannot blame them per se seeing that they are victims of distorted conditioning.
The second problem with such women is that they will always suspect that you have a side-dish. Throughout your marriage, their antenna will be raised high trying to detect signs of a side-dish. Surprisingly, the more they fail to confirm their suspicions, the more paranoid they become. At this point, they start to suspect that you are as good as their former benefactor in hiding illicit liaisons. Such women will go as far as ‘measuring’ how much man-seed you produce as a way of determining whether you have illicitly extended your grazing boundaries.
The third problem is that such women believe that men spend 90% of the night sampling the fruit. This belief stems from the fact that as a man, you summon your side-dish with a clear intent to change your diet. While at it, you would want to derive maximum benefits from the time and financial resources you have invested in the side-dish. If the meet-up is on a week-end, you will most certainly work on the lady generously because you know the next opportunity may be weeks away. Sadly, the lady is made to believe that everyday is lit in the bedroom for married couples.
The fourth problem with side-dishes is their belief that men spend without limits when it comes to women. Again, this false perception is borne out of their experiences with benefactors. As a man, you will spend lavishly on a whorle you don’t visit frequently. The same does not apply to marriages. A woman who was previously someone’s side-dish will develop misgivings when the new husband does not spend lavishly on her.
In conclusion, a former side-dish, though deserving of a happy life family life like everybody else, may be challenging to handle.
New wisdom saying in town: Kuoa single-mother nikama kununua plot iko na kesi.
@upepo its posts like these that make me come here. Nice read. I can relate to some AP chic I used to bang who was attached to the presidential motorcade, she had this married man who was a well known Human Rights Laywer whose always giving professional opinion on TV. FF the guy alakuwa anaitishwa lunch anatoa 15k several times a week. I was just monitoring her calls and chats using her own gadgets. Then she asked the guy for 70K ya kuenda funeral and used it to throw me a birthday party in some expensive joint in tao.
When she got paged she wasnt sure kama ni yangu ama ya benefactor akanidanganya wanatravel job na akachomoa ball using a medic friend kwa hao nikampata live akiwa anatapika vitu mbaya anenda kwa loo mara kadhaa. I just hanged around to make sure the pregnancy was terminated and then I walked out and never saw her again. And remembering I almost married that biatch. Goosebumps.