The different type of talkers.

General
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1.The Virgin.
This is the guy who doesn’t get laid often. Comes with a funny sounding name kitu kama @Mtombi hodari to sooth his fragile ego.

2.The angry argumentive dude.
You don’t want to disagree with this guy. He will drag an argument for days without saying anything of importance. @patco falls in this category.

3.The weird guy.
Huwezi elewa the agenda of this sort of guy yeye ako tu. @Randy comes to mind.

4.The timid short fellas.
This are the guys who in real life are very weak.Unaweza mlalisha chini with a mere slap. They come to the village very loud and feeling big. Watu huongea meffi in the hope of fixing their insecurities as a small man. They’re quite many here. @sludgist @SledgeHammer @kyuktothecore etc.

  1. The chill guy.
    Huwezi ona huyu msee amejam. Just comes to relax in the village na anajitoa. @Ice_Cube = @WuTang is the perfect example. Funny thing with multihandlers is they never quote each other.

5.The sex addict
@uwesmake .No words needed.

6.The multihandlers
I will give you a moment to think about this. Come on its at @Iceberg others would be
@Liberty = @Mtombi hodari
Ni wengi sana.

7.The village idler
This is the guy who would still post in the village if a nuclear strike occurred in the country. @gashwin is the perfect case study.

8.The smart woman.
The only woman with something in her brains would be @pseudonym wengine wote ni kichwa maji.

9.The guy with a cult following.
Never argue with this person. His army of followers will hate you for life. Nyanghau inapost 2 words a minute later it has 40 likes. @introvert is that guy.

Nimechoka ntaendelea badaye…

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  :smiley: :smiley: na kula dengu na mchele nikicheka.

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Hmmmm ! ! ! Where do you classify the guy who posted this thread ?

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/contract.91611/#post-1912092 .

By the way , there are lots of women in this village that I find well informed on many issues.

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You are giving him unnecessary credit… @Iceberg ni sewage tu

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@captain obvious unasumbua

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Mcoondu black wewe

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My agenda is to call out attention “hoes” like you.

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Spot on :D:D:D

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Dude si kwa ubaya but why do you call yourself “Achieng” tena mara mbili ?Sometimes mimi huona ume comment I get a weird boner.

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Ndio huyu babako hapa, kazi yake ni kunukisha mcoosh hapa kila saa, mzee kinyangarika

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I agree
Wako wengi sana.

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:oops::oops::oops: Oookay

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Xaxa kijana. Bado unatafuta manyoya ya kuweka kwa stairs ama ulipata?

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hio iwe mara ya mwisho kujajwa na SV

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:D:D… this is exactly what i am talking about.

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Your post betrays the period you joined kenyatalk

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I will steer clear of boners but on the repeated name maybe his explanation might help us understand his brother Miguna Miguna

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Admit it Scumbag. Achieng can be very confusing. Everytime I hear that name I remember one of my most amazing lays a sweet voluptuous girl with a tight pussy that I hit of over a period of exactly 2 years and 9 months. Hadi ya leo niliskia hiyo jina “Achieng” nashtuka nime steady walai.

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A “man” called Achieng Achieng gives you boners. Weird isn’t it?

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:D:D