The day Omena Made Me Break Up with My High School Sweetheart

For those who attended boarding schools, you must have fried some onions in oil then carried to school to add some taste to the bitter herbs served at school. in my school we called it sublenya.
Some of use would fry Omena in oil till they were dry and crunchy then carry them to school to add to the vegies for the next 2-3 days.

Siku moja nikiwa form 3 after a half-term break, I bought some omena, fried them good then packed them in those small transparent polythene bags and added it to my shopping bag(paper bag pia). so it happened on that day we had the same reporting date with the school my girl was at and we had agreed to meet at 2 pm and board the same psv.

At 2 mimi huyo hadi stage then I find these boys from our academic rival school trying to vibe my girl and her friends. Nikaingia kama Alejandro, hugged my girl hadi wale wasee wakatulia, yule alikuwa anasumbuana sana akakunja mkia. We got into the same vehicle with those guys. Mimi huyo kwa kiti moja na bae hadi nikambebea bag yake ya shule na tumeshikana. Kwa gari tunarushiana maneno na the other guys.

Now I had to alight first, take a nduthi or car taxi to my school while the others alighted at the next town which wasn’t that far. On getting to my destination hugged my girl while promising to write her a letter. Sasa wakati wa Kushuka wasn’t keen and the door brushed my shopping bag making a hole through it and through my omena too, so while I was walking I left a trail of Omena behind. The tout shouted “Kijana Omena yako namwagika funga visuri”. wale maboys waliangua kicheko while the girls were like “aki woishe angalia boy wa Diana”, I pretended to have not heard him and kept walking so fast while wishing I could just disappear from the face of the planet. I bet hao wasee walinislice jaber because I never heard from her again

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hauku make follow up during holidays ama uliona ni story ya samaki kuwa wengi?

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Poor boy child! pole sana.

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Shait! Mien!

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wacha jokes. this a sad hekaaaaaya.

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Hii title tulikataa!

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:D:D:D

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wen? sikupata memo…i’ll desist.

We mzee stop raping wrong conclusions. I meant too many girls to chase.

hivyo pun ni accidental?

stop brewing bad blood between me and admin. sitaki kujipata Sibera

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Saa zingine acha zako! Ati Siberia? Your infractions dwarf mine to the tenth power.

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 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Samaki walikuwa wengi

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Mwanaume nikujikakamua. Kwani ni omena alikuwa amenoki ama ni deorro. Ungekaza nut jamaa. Nice hekaya though :smiley:

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Maybe you have vetto power which I lack.

:D:D:D:Dpole sana

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Ego iliguzwa sa ilibidi jamaa akae ngumu!

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Nimecheka…lakini pole!

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Hapo mlikuwa mmesidi OMENA!! and it’s stench.

Ikiwa dry fry haiwes nuka, Unless ipikwe na supu plus waru na minji

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