The Day I was a billionaire for one day - A Hekaya

Leo niko lunch hapa village market nikingoja two rivers wafungue tuhamie huko one time.

Nimekumbuka it was one of the Christmas holidays when i had “spent” 1 million bob hapa tu village market na nikapewa 1000 raffle tickets nizijaze for the Christmas bonanza being held every week and for the mega bonanza at the end of thr month.

Hio kazi ikaanza…nikaita hadi bro akuje tusaidiane kujaza hizo tickets bana.

We filled them, we filled them, we filled them. Tukamaliza tukazijaza kwa bag. Sisi haoooo hadi VM the following day. We decide to strategize vile tutajaza hio draw box. It was just at the entrance of the food court where our fellow Billionaires were eating. Tukasema kama mbaya mbaya, we decided to go throw in our tickets. Manze coz that kahole was tiny we could only fill in like 5 tickets at a go. So there we arr five minutes later bado ticko hazijaisha kwa bag…we were like do we take a break tutudi baadaye turushe zile zimebaki. Tukasema apana tutakaa suspicious sana hehehe as if we were not already suspicious characters stuffing the ticket box.

Aftet kitu kama 7 mins tukarusha tickets zetu za mwisho…mission accomplished tukarudi home.

Now we knew it was statistically impossible for us not to win anything…not with all those tickets.

One week later we get a call…YOU ARE THIS WEEKS LUCKY WINNERS!!! wooohooooo

Hehe tulishinda 25k bank account, 20k Nakumatt shopping vouchers. 20k bookshop voucher na 50k worth of food and drinks.

Walalala tulijiharibu wacha niwaambie kama serre. Tulikula, tukakunywa tukaita raia ya kawaida yenye tulikuwa tunajua…tulikuwa wa mwisho kutoka VM hio siku kama tumeifanya red paint all over.

That was one of the best days ever…we spent it like we owned it. We lived and saw the billionaire lifestyle and it was epic!

Kujeni lunch nitanunua :slight_smile:

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The black si uweke hii kwa hekaya section?
Wengine wetu huchukua siku kadhaa bila kutembea kijijini na tukikuja tunaangalia sections kuona nini iliwekwa badala ya kuangalia General

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Aiyayayaya true…nitahamishaje?

@old monk @admin @Electronics4u saidieni

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Niaje birrionaire

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Ah, but a true birrionaire wouldn’t have spent a single cent making merry.

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Na Ukasahau kununua MCHIPI…bado unatembea na ile ya ngozi ya burukenge!kweli wasemavyo wahenga…“you can take the boy out of the village but you cannot take the village out of the boy”

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He he very funny na lazima uweke picha zamatacore ndethe thrice a week :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Fiti sana mate…unamazuri?

But that is the purpose of life…to make merry ama?

Dude this belt is imported stuff…nikikuuzia huwezi afford

Therein lies the reason why most CEOs are twice as likely to suffer from depression than the average man despite their immense wealth.

Why The Super-Successful Get Depressed

Hizo vouchers kwani zilikuwa zinaexpire kama storo bonus?

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Btw zilikuwa zinaexpire…though i dont remember after how long. Lakini fare ya kuendaga VM kila siku ingetoka wapi??

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ule mjamaa alikua anawachungulia mkioga bado ako?

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He he he

:D:D:D:D:D

kwani what had you bought na 1 million?

Hii Village Market ya 2002?

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/2002-01-27_village-market.1590/full&d=1483637181

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/2002-01-27_village-market-04.1593/full&d=1483637181

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Ndio hio sasa

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My dear I only post twice a week. Am glad you too safisha macho in my posts. Siwes mind picha za makucha yako inbox

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I have just added 5 photos of the VM in 2010, showing areas that are no longer there because of the expansion towards Gigiri.

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?media/2010-04-02_village-04.1656/full&d=1485817874

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