Straight kwa hekaya.
Sasa mimi huyo class 6 in those gava schools zenye vioo za madirisha zilikuwa zimeshaa vunjwa na sijui akina nani.
So me being a cool guy and bigger opted kukaa palee kwa kona nyuma.
Man kabaridi ka asubuhi kalikuwa kana tugonga jo.
Now turudi kwa hekaya, the fateful day came when I was just chilling pale nyuma kama kawa not concentrating with whatever the maths teacher was saying.
Then all of a sudden naskia “you corner guy, WHAT IS THE ANSWER?” Mimi huyo I had never been spotted by a teacher and asked any thing, ‘YES CORNER MAN?’ now I was prettey sure sio mimi and so like everybody else kwa class nika angalia nyuma only to find a wall.
By the time I turned to look forward I met a hot slap which made me see tothumuni and some stars. For the rest of the day my cheeks remained hot and sore and also that chiming sound that you hear when starting a crt tv. From that day I changed position and went to near front.
Moral of the story; I became very bright in maths.
I also used to sit nyuma… kufika class six since the class teacher had a good rapport with my mother she appointed me as a class prefect so that I participate more. Sikua naandika hata noise makers. Ubaya sasa ilikua when the teacher on duty walks in lazima umpe list ama uchapwe viboko. Ikabidi nianze and that was the beginning of my troubles. Usiku in the dormitory nikilala a group of guyz would pin u down using the blanket and hit u with socks that have been filled with garments. it was damn painful. ama they would mix cocoa and colgate and apply on your closed eyelids… ukiamka the concoction gets into your eyes… I had to forcefully resign hadi nikaandika home barua waambie mwalimu sitaki kua prefect but never told them the reason (s)
My Maths teacher Mr. Wambugu aliwahi nipa a hot slap during construction nikaskia tu ndiiii kwa maskio for like 5 mins. I have never ever gotten a better slap. However, I attribute my good performance in Maths to him.
Yangu ilikua general cheekiness. Ranging from kuguza tusichana tukienda swimming,kutuchungulia siku yao ya kuvaa skirt,bullying and sneaking. Siku moja grandpa akapitia akaambiwa tabia zangu the WAR I got made the owner give me a cup of milk for a month. That’s how I reformed na nikakua headboy
There were teachers wa FSK , Kiveu and Mangeni kama munawajua i celebrated when they died some years back . i had promised myself to take them out . yaani jamaa akiona Uwes ametulia hata time ya games anamuita na kumpea atleast three vibokos .
Some teachers just like picking on students. Kuna wengine walinifunza primo, I never used to greet them after clearing class 8 juu ya mateso walitufanyia.
Hehe one time my buddy was whipped kama ameshikilia kameza ka teacher aka twist had kameza kaka vunjika. Mind you walikua wana toshana na mwalimu body size hadi alikua na ndevu. Ilibidi achukukue ka paper bag kake ka green ka vitabu aende home asubuhi lakini hakutoka bila kupatia mwalimu ile look ya walai wewe nikushika huko inje.
No wonder you drink like a fish, Monday to Monday. hakuna any FSK old boy who doesn’t down alcohol. Even the few who had priesthood ambitions prior to joining suddenly emerged champions of the bottle.