Leo nimepita past KU on my way to Juja, and it has brought back an incident I had forgotten about, back then my kamkamba chick had just dumped me for this mkisii, he was ‘rich’, compared to a broke student, he was driving, had a decent job, blah blah. That shit hit my ego hard! back then, being young and a little naive, it was hard for me not to attribute the whole thing on me be a ‘broke ass’. Sasa kutoa mauchungu, I passed by my boy pale KM, tukaingia zile majoint za uko, kuskiza reggea, na kuswing jugdaniels mdogo mdogo…! So tuko pale, mimi na mauchungu zangu nimeitisha zile jug mbili kubwa…fast forward nimeingia loo kupee, in those seedy joints, you basically pee in the same loo with the females, so I find this chick getting out of the loo, drunkenly I’m like, Aki wewe si nimrembo, si tuende kwangu…hehehe, here is the shocker! she was like, uko serious! achabasi niambie dem niko nayeye ndio tuende. Just like that!! In a few minutes I was being trailed by mohowked serena williams looking lunje, across KU, towards the gate. In a few, tulikua kwangu Kahawa akispin kaukali, hehe… The next morning every muscle was aching, nilimwaga hadi bile…I couldn’t keep up, it went past the Ktalk prescribed threshold… it turns out she had come western to visit her brother who runs one of those food courts at KM…That was a weird and disgraceful lay…
You might need to clarify whether you took home a shemale.
I don’t see any smashing there…
now, this is dubious!
Hehehe. Ati disgraceful.
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Nimecheka kwa bank watu wakafikiria mimi ni chizi:D:D:D
Kuna vitu mingi naonanga hazifiki ligi yangu kama hawa madame sijui wa wapi wapi… naona kitu nikiosha na ninunulie clad kadhaa itakuwa safi kabisa. Lakini nafikiria aibu ya baadae nachorea. Self control mzee…
The things alcohol makes one do is crazy. Mimi Kuna day niko Tu zangu manze kwa locals Fulani. Watu kupewa Tu. Mara nikaenda Na huko nyuma kwa urinals. Kwa corridors naona mtu anang’ang’ana kufanya kitu. Kuangalia Ni mtu anang’ang’ana Na zip. Must be a lady juu hio Ni sides za female toilet. Nikaenda. Nini mbaya…akainua kichwa Na kutingiza tingiza kichwa weave ikae poa…ni zip haifungiki.
Can I help? I reached for the fly. Najaribu Ku fix bana. Sikumbuki hata clit iko hapo next. Am just helping. Nikaona Kuna one ‘teeth’ ya zip iko imelala kando ya zip line and need to be clasped back Na pliers or hands or teeth. I opted for teeth juu am squatting. Manze kukaribia ndo nikanusa kale ka smeo ka coomer kwa umbali. Aaah it clicked. I get serious. Oh Ni hapa Kuna shida…as I try to clasp it back with my hands,I start caressing the pubic region. Kuvuta zip ikapanda poa. I brought it down real quick. Nasema imebaki kiasi. Naendelea Tu Ku caress hio pubic region ju ya ngotha. Kidogo kidogo bana naenda further down for the ultimate prize…clit. Nikaacha nikasimama Na kumwambia iko sawa wacha nijaribu kuipandisha. Kabla niipandishe and now upstanding nikaeeza kufikia clit poa albeit Ni juu ya ngotha. Sugua kitu. Manzi ananishika kwa mabega mahhnnn huku Na sense nikama anapanua panua mapaja for easier access juu trou yake imeshika Jo. Huwezi vuta hata ngotha uingize palm. So Na terrorize clit juu ya ngotha manze. Nika rub its root. Nikasugua hood ya clit mpaka mkono ikachoka. Nikafunga zip Na Ku kiss dame. Nikamwambia narudi kwa club.
Nikatoa fegi nikawasha. Hata sikukumbuka nilikuwa nimeenda urinal. Makojoo imepotea. Nikarudi kwa pub. Kwa boys Wangu kumeza. Huku tunarushiana macho Na yule dame akiwa group yake ya ngeos. Najaribu kumeza tusker haimezeki. Nikienda kumwangalia napata alikuwa anani sorora. For kitu Kama forty minutes Ni hiyo Tu upuzi. Nikachomoka inje Kama Ni simu napiga…few minutes later…manzi ndiye huyo Na Ki handbag kiake Na weave Aki shake. No much talk. Tukaenda straight kwa guest opposite the pub. From there dame akawa kaa mpango wa mine bana. No strings attached kind of thing. Just Ile ya kuchapa vitu akihitaji. Hadi WA Leo.
Lazima ungesema bank
Hata mimi nishawai teka dem on a Sunday morning at eldoret Kapsoya. Just like that, twende home? Poa bas… Kalenjin love luhya cock
hii wiki am on a mission fishing for ktalk all time hekayas leo nakubig up kwa ile hekaya ya maraya alikununulia fobe nakuru…still tickles me to this day :D:D:D:D:D:D
kama kuna wanawake i steer clear off ni chamgee sistas
But I am ALWAYS in the bank EVERY DAY at 9am for a brief with my manager at NIC bank upper hill branch, what’s the fuss?
Kwa nini na vile nawapenda especially kipsigis very sweet
Hehehehe Sawa poss uchokozi tu
Mimi kama femiazi nasema kama umeambia kijiji uko na bibi na watoto, ama wacha tu.
Rink buda.
They are good, hawaletei mtu drama mob as long as responsibilities zako unaperform.
Yenyewe its a long wknd,watu wana nyege kama za punda
I my eyes any woman who frequents a keg joint = meffi.