the day i rost my virginity

one week ago nilifungua roho apa that i still was a virgin.

it was just a normal sunday ya last weeknd like anyother. niko apo tribeka nikiweka weka tuskerlite kwa tumbo watchin arsenal’s game. so mediocre was the game haingekuwa na difference kuona city stars versus karutur damn! so niko bored tu ivo, i decided liwe liwalo leona lazima niende sj. hehe so i gulped the remaining bit of my tuskerlite nikachomoka slowly. so nilikuwa roho nusu nusu but nikaamua leo ni leo asemaye kesho mimi ni vajo ni mwongo. then nikachapa njia nikafika kwa the famous sign board nikaingia. heeee ah wolan shata hapo tu karibu na mlango a brown kimomo ako zile za “sasa sweti shot ni soo mbiri special offer” sai izo niko excited aje waiiii mpaka transformer ikaongeza voltage…hehe kumbe ata uku competition ni mbaya lazima uadvertise “goods and services”. nikamlenga tu nikamwambia “zii nataka kutuliza tu” nikaingia nikaorder kitusker nikisurvey the surroundings…wueh nakwambia zile mathighs zilikuwa uko zilikuwa zinanichanganya aiseeee transformer nayo voltage haishuki kwanza inapanda zaidi …then ndikaona kamama kafine ivi wueh tuhaga tufine then akaniangalia akawink akafanya vidole tatu nikajua pap io ni 300 shot…nikablush juu unajua mimi ni kuku mgeni i maenenos…wacha akam akaniambia “hujawai lipia tena sweetie?” yaani hawa watu huwa straightforward…machitchat then akabuy condom na tissue tukapanda rum…wueh kusweti nayo…sasa mimi siwezi mkiss juu naimagine vile izo lips zimefanya servicing …so ashaanza kuvua mi nikajua apa nafungua tu zip sivui…akasema ‘pesa kwanza ndio tuendelee na usitry’ nikamseti kipunch…wacha ashomoe makagari afnyie servicing…kidogo nipige vigelegele kama ya julie gichuru…kumbe bj ni tamu ivi… wai dakika kadhaa nikaweka cd nikamwambia doggy juu missionary staki angalia yeye machoni…haha one minute later nikamwaga
and as i say my virginity is now history

mbicha ngojeni 2030 bado niko analogue

Tsi tsi tsi tsi tsi tsi tsi, Shaking my head.

Haina mbrrcha! Comments ngojea 2031

wacha kutubeba waana.

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Someone will die after taking advice from this village too seriously.

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Dont worry have got the picture…
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dakika moja na umemwaga? ndio maana watu hukatwa transformer

Hehe, hapo soo tano ilienda kwa dakika moja

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:D:D:D

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Mi nikumalizia lunch tu nikiwasorora.

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hahaha why are you dissing the guy?

Have always wondered how grown men break their virginity. I thought many have ‘theirs broken’ by tumboch or mbuzi za shagz while really young.
Never heard a poko story

Lakini, nikiuliza, how did you know which hole was the right one? Hapo ndio umetubeba ufala.

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jibu hili swali

For some reason I believe this story… Nani ameona stamp?

at least hekaya poa ka hizi zimerudi, kijiji ilikuwa imeanza kubore. Thumbs up.

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That’s strange coming from a new villager. But we know you aren’t.

It took me one minute to switch from Ebru to KTN, kumbe hiyo short time malaya amenyang’anya tumbili mia tano
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