I had been transferred to a new school. I joined std. 8. I was welcomed with smiles from gals coz of the great panyaste looks and the walking bouncing style.
One week inside the new environment I came to realise they was a ka-1st body who every body feared and respected. His name was Njenga, a shiny eye with meno ya fisi and brownish hivi. He used to walk around with his minions by him wakimsifu.
One day during break time at the school canteen I met this hottie of the school named Abigael. I decided to treat her mandazi na sausage combi. The one’s u wekelea sausage katikati ya ndao then take a bite as u sip orange juice.
Njenga and his minions came around and he told me listen new boy Abigael is my gal boy. Let me not see u near her ever again buoy. Then he pushed on the chest. I did not bow down and pushed him back…and kunjad my fists ready to dismantle his mungiki face. His minions interrupted and said guys guys this is not the right place to fight coz the teacher on duty will nab us.
They arranged for a fight after school in a hidden location in the school. The location was like a fighting ring. I said sasawa tupatane 5pm. Mungich said, I wirr kirr u foorish boy.
FFWD at the fight location. Njenga’s supporters were pumping him up…ati maliza hii ghasia…ooh apana ua.
A few sympathisers came to my corner and told me sorry bro but RIP to u. No one had hope in me.
Fight time, Njenga rushed at me ready to finish me…but I ducked and he missed the punch. Before he could turn around I gave him a well deserved round kick on his mungiki face. One brown tooth fell down. He cursed something in kikuyu and came for me again. I crouched and gave him a rotating sweep to his legs. He was down. I pounced on him and gave him 1-2 1-2 left and right punches.
Later lifted him up and gave mungiki an RKO. He said nine surrender nimesurrender. I was hearing non of that. I gave him a spear and he fell down…added more blows b4 I was stopped by the crowd.
They lifted me up carried me on their shoulders while chanting " our new 1st body is panyaste" x 2.
As we were leaving the fight location I looked behind and I saw one boy who used to be very quiet at school. He was a mcoasto hivi.
He was the one we left behind as he nursed Njenga. Even Njenga’s minions had abandoned him banaa.
We left the location and when we were about 100 m away and still celebrating we had a scream and when we turned to see what was up…we just saw Nienga running with the speed of a cheetah while holding his already falling school shorts. Behind came the silent boy and he was saying "mwanangu mbona watoroka na ilikuwa tamu kama mama ya sungura. Njenga has never bn the same ever since LMFAO.