Kamau was paying 200,000 shillings for the goods before his mwisi came into power…
Now, Huyo mwisi Kamau chose has changed the reggae tune…
Kamau will now be paying for his imports not based on kilogrammes, but based on the value of the goods…
Kamau is also crying that the dollar has now hit 140 shillings, meaning he also needs extra Kenyan money to exchange with dollars to pay for his imports…
Kamau is confused. He doesn’t know what is happening. Here is China Square, here are the thieving Worias, here are new taxes, here is the dollar, here are new interest rates from banks and money transfers…
Kamau is confused. He doesn’t know what happened to bottom-up, mutu wa shini and biachara dogo dogo.
Kamau is wondering whether he should plan maandamanos or attend interdenominational prayers…