The curious case of Bingwa Scrotum

The spectacular rise and fall of bingwa ballsack almost seems like one of those cautionary tales told around a fire by village elders (see what I did there…). When I was a mere new villager bingwa strolled these lands with the swagger of a conquistador, keen to remind everyone in every thread that he was the fastest ever VE. He was one of those who couldn’t wait to give NV their baptism of fire and remind them of their insignificance.
He first stumbled when he told a story that was borderline gay which wasn’t helped by his gay profile pic nor his demeanor towards women. He went on several sabaticals, i assume to do do some soul searching but come 2016 he was ready to make his comeback. However ktalk admins had other plans. Just as bingwa scrotum was gaining traction once more his account was ceased by an outside influence(no doubt an ancestor/mod) and alas bingwa scrotum, fastest ever VE, became the first VE to lose it all. Now he can be seen roaming the village with the soul of a VE and the body of a NV. He rumbles on like a mad man as he curses the heavens and the ancestors, as he awaits the likes that would lift him to the heights he once knew.
So in case you run into him, be a chum and throw him a like lest you meet the same fate!

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Whats the beef between bingwa and Admin? What happened to make him snap?

:D:D

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His account got hacked or something and the admins didn’t give him the assistance he wanted

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It all started when one of his threads was pulled down. He complained about it in a new thread but with lots of Matusi. The thread was also pulled down. Kutoka apo cjui what happened but i kept on seeing serious and i mean serious matusi directed at admins. At 1st wakamlenga until he started spamming + matusi…bt siko sure

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correct that…in the bodies of several, multigender bodies of NVs…

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He came ,saw and he LOST:::RIP Bingwa

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This is gold

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fixed…

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
napenda sana

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Hehe i thought people here never really care about their rank!!! You never know the importance of being a VE until you are a NV hehe kwanza ile meme ya keti pale

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1st February 2016. Bingwa will be back, in shaa Allah. Be careful people! Be careful what u say about him.

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

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This scrotum guy seems like a DOUCHEBAG.

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I liked mnusa tako, his madness was fresh and unpredictable and his insults were witty and intelligent.

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You Have given yourself away

He fell from the heavens to the depth of hell where he shall be tormented for eternity

@Meria Mata i asked the same question yesterday and was given the story of a hacked account which to my personal opinion sounds too trivial to make things get this heated and ugly. me thinks there is the real story behind the story and the account hack is just a smoke screen

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exactly.

MNUSA TAKO AKAE HUKO KWA BARIDI NA ATWOLI AJUE HE IS THE FASTEST MADE new villager