A friend of mine alinitilia hii risto and it still cracks me up to date!
My friend is a father to two kids; a boy and girl then aged 4 and 3 respectively.
He had a bad habit of letting the kids come into his bedroom and him,the wife all wake up on the same bed which is all so good and romantic until he comes home late one day after a heavy drinking session!
Watoto as per kawaida they had apparently seen “ghosts” in their respective rooms and they had joined their mum in bed for a cuddle and some comfort!..
Jinga imerudi home drunk and horny so inabidi yeye and the wife come up with a way to have “wegeje” without disturbing the kids!..
So,wakaweka the kids to both ends of the bed wakajiseti hapo katikati wakaanza ka-rythymn…
Mattress ilikuwa zile hazina springs so its nice and quiet but with every motion jamaa alikuwa anaona katoi kake ka-dame kanaendelea to drift towards the edge so anakasongesha back towards them!..
Kidogo utamu imebamba wakaskia kaschana kameanguka kwa floor GU!!..
Poor little thing couldn`t stop crying which also wakes the little brother up but the parents manage to comfort her back to sleep.
My nigga is still horny juu hakumwaga so as soon as they are convinced that the kids are fast asleep again,jinga ikaanza kunyemelea wife tena looking for Round 2.!
Here is the Comedy…
As soon as beste yangu ashapandilia wife and he is stroking away without a care in the world;… The little boy mumbles quietly to his little sister;… “Mumbi, jishikilie wameanza tena”…
That killed the Mood!.. kikikikiiiii…
Moral of the story; Do Not Assume your kids are stupid and whatever you do,let them learn to sleep in their own rooms as early as possible!
Hii story ni mzee na ilikuwa kuhusu the kids in slums where families live in very small rooms n kids sleep above their parents in a rickety double decker. And yes, its funnier told in kyuk esp where that kid tells the other to belt up. Wacha story za ua friend thats a hekaya you are making up. Funny though
Im sure its probably happened to other couples and that shouldnt disqualify it as a "story mzee". Maybe you should write a hekaya one of these days instead of just cheering and jeering other peoples efforts. Bure, mavi ya kuku!
TB to sometimes in 1998, somewhere in Landimawe
Ni usiku wa manane, ambapo mama Boy ameamsha kije mzima na nduru akipigwa na Baba Boy, tukatoka nje, ndo tukue kunaendaje.
Baba Boy narrates the story "Sisi alilala na mitoto ikiwa kakikati, mimi nasitukia kitu yangu nanyonywa, mimi akadhani mama boy meamuaje, kuita yeye kuuliza ameamuaje, nasangaa mdomo yake iko juu sio huko chini, nkauliza mama sio wewe nanyonya mimi, nani iko huko? Ndio akamambia mimi labda mitoto imeteremswa na sit (bedsheets)!
Ndio tukamwuliza makosa ni ya mama, mtoto ama ni yake kulala uchi?
Wasee wengine si wapoa.