Dear Jackasses,
You niggas make me sick. I have been going through some threads and comments and there is a chorus being sang by some very naive talkers - about going for classy women. These are some of the qualifications of a classy woman as per the ideas shared here and there by talkers:
Brough up in a ‘middle-income and above’ family.
Schooled to undergraduate and beyond.
Working or with a business that makes Kshs 50K and above.
Raise by a “complete family” (both parents present).
etc, etc.
Niggas is weak, in the knees. This kind of thoughts about classy women is what the ‘dis-honest hustlers’ typa women will see and simply hear the scream, “I am a man and you have a pussy but please come and fuck me hard in the ass with a stick.” And that lads, is what will happen.
Then the question is, “Nyundo, what is your definition of a classy woman?”, my answer is, “There is no classy woman, only classic women.”
Here is the breakdown of a dishonest hustler:
She knows you have an ego and your childish beliefs of meeting a unicorn and she acts accordingly. She might con you for the long-term i.e Alpha fucks, beta bucks or short-term i.e. monkey-branch as soon as she spots another educated monkey with a bigger bag but after having drained your finances significantly.
She knows that you grade women by the number of men she has slept with and will thus deflate her true body because with women, whatever she says to make you feel secure, must be true. This is the case where she could be a single mum and claim to have been in a LTR with the baby-daddy before breaking up, or that she just had a boyfriend from college whom she just recently broke up with, or even worse, she is a career and doesn’t find the time to meet men/date. Woe unto you if you fall for that shit.
She knows that your definition of a prostitute is that woman in downtown streets selling pussy by the hour and you have no clue about who the real whores are and how good their precision is at targeting naive good-bois. Of course she knows you don’t know the value of virginity as you have never deflowered one and to you, anything with a good face, a pussy and a ‘clean’ background story is ‘classy’.
She knows you value your money a lot and attribute good quality with high costs, these are the kinds to make you spend your money weekend on end on trips to game reserves, road-trips to mount Ole-eat-my-shit or make you buy adulterated whiskeys at inflated prices in bars located at upmarket neighbourhoods. Of course this has largely to do with your poor upbringing where you viewed those with money as ‘respectful peoples’.
Conclusion for you slow mofos: If she isn’t married but sexually active, their ain’t no class, just ass. At-least a married whore bagged herself a fool, what has a ‘class’ brought the so-called classy one? Heartbreaks, One-night stands and in-between relationship dicks - this compared to the prostitute is just the same shit but different reasoning. No class just a dishonest hustler, the business by women these days is simply - show me your money and I will decide whether you can fuck me or not. Kshs 150 fixed price should be the mentality to live with with respect to sexual congress.
You have spoken facts. Malaya akikupima na akusome vizuri, that will be the end of you with your money. As the saying goes, A fool and his money will soon part ways.