The.Black.Templar Huchizi Matyme

There are people who think they are clever and that they are doing you a favour.

Well, the.back does not need anybody’s favours, people have come to learn that the heard way.

Kuna siku nikiwa hustle niliomba ruhusa nikafanye eggzam. Nikapewa 5days na nikaenda. Now we had this woman director mwenye alichizi wakati aliskia ati nemeenda kufanya eggxam yangu na sijamshow. She waited till i got back and she called me into her office, together with my colleague.

Akaanza, the.black ulikuwa wapi hizi siku. Nikajibu mtihani. Akasema mbona sikumuuliza…nikasema nilishow Marto. Akasema sasa juu sikumuambia lazima nilipie hizo siku tano i have missed. Mind you i used to have 2 free days in a month like a brothel worker. So to pay for five days meant i work for two and a half months mfululizo :(:confused::mad::mad::mad:

I said a resounding and emphatic NEVER EFFER. so she gave me another option nikatwe mshahara wangu wa hizo siku which wasnt much anyway ilikuwa less than 10k. Nikamshow akate hio pesa lakini siku zangu za bwerere asiziguze fwakin. Hehehe

Ile siku nilienda majuu walijaribu kuniuliza maswali za kipuss ati naenda wapi, unaenda kufanya nini? Ilibidi ati hadi niwatolee email…nikawashow btw mimi sikuwa nataka kwenda majuu…and i asked her to make my day and turn me back na nitarudi tu na furaha zangu. Akacheka akanishow next time nikuwe mpole.

Anyway, have you guys done anything crazy that was totally unexpected and unforeseen? How did it turn out?

Crush ya mine, unasema? Mbona una invite matusi?

Hehe matusi gani?

Wait for it (insert Bernie’s voice)

My former employer once denied me permission to attend an intaviu for a greener pasture. I bolted an wentt away anyway without that permision. After going and passing, I later went and informed him, of which he sheepishly asked me, " so you are leaving us just like that?"

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Uko na miaka ngapi?

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Unaona ni ngapi bauss!?

@MaryJane pia wewe jibu hii swali. Sengio.

Unajaribu kusema nini kwa paragraph yako… 6th paragraph?

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Hehe 27 lakini akili 21. Btw nimeona shemale perspective amekuita wamatisuue :D:D

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Mi nilinyimwa transfer na one arm of govt, …2 days later my appointment letter with another arm comes

I wrote a very blunt letter telling them ju nimenyimwa transfer nimeproceed on unpaid leave on family reasons

For some months they kept sending letters invites for workshops and trainings… To this date i have never received my termination letter, nor has it ever been sent to my work station

(i wonder what they are doing withholding my salo for this long mmmmh

I could resurface and claim mental instability. Perfect coz i am taking some lifelong drugs)

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Nimerekebisha ndugu byro!

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Si tunajua yeye ni malair!

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Last year I openly refused the company to install a tracker in my car. This was a move to track my movement in the field since they pay me a 100K mileage. They asked me to use a company vehicle with a fuel card. I openly told the HR I will not pick the car and he is free to not pay me my mileage allowance.
I figured out how much I make on side hustles nikaona freedom yangu ni more than io mileage allowance. My performance for the last 5 yrs is tops.
I also refused to bring any receipts on expenses incurred in the field. Told them wanipatie a random amount that they think I incurred in the field.

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Haha mangaa wewe

First thing one should quickly do at work is to make yourself indespensable with unmatched performance, but seem effortless… Ikae tu you are a natural.

Then dont be like everyone else in methodologies, reporting times, etc

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Following

Try following at Kilimani Mums Uncensored on fb

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I have been in sales for quite sometime now and 1 thing I know is that a good salesman has no discipline and is never afraid to take risks. Guys who worship the system at work and live in fear of losing their jobs are the worst performers.
mjamaa anaongea na client kizungu miiingi na sales hawezi fika 50%. Mimi kwanzia Thursday naendanga shugli zangu hadi Monday.

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Exactly!