You get a missed call that you have not saved. So hujui ni nani when you are calling back. Then unauliza ni nani. Badala ajibu swali anasema, "You called me on my Safaricom/Airtel/Whatever number earlier today.
Hawa watu hujibu hivi, are they normal in the head? So you think you are the only Safaricom/Airtel/Whatever number that could have been called today? Na 99% hua wanawake.
Serious people will answer the question asked. The rest unajibu, “I made a lot of calls today” akijibu the question as asked sawa, akiendelea upuzi najua this is kinda shitty from me, but heri tu nikate, sina time ya kufigure out if am missing out on a biz or ni some bitch, juu 99% it’s some bitch.
Tuma fare polepole bila kusumbua kijiji
In Kenya, you shouldn’t call back a number that you don’t recognize. Mwenye haja…
Cha muhimu ni you call back and you be patient even if the one on the other end is behaving like @Vinnywaf who was accidentally dropped head first by his mother
Saa hii biz iko online you’ll meet all kinds of people.
Nini inakukula kichwa? Tupe hekaya and don’t get academic with us buana !
kweli kabisa.
[SIZE=5]Conman @Agwambo received a phone call earlier today.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]@Agwambo - “Hello?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Caller - “Enigma! Idhi nade?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]@Agwambo - “Who the hell is this? :oops:”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Caller - “Ni navy seal. Shot ni how much?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]@Agwambo - “Omera what are you talking about? Wrong number nyangumi wewe :mad:”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Caller - “Ni @uwesmake mbwa hii. Niko dry spell mbaya saidi. Shot ni ngapi? Nifanyie bei ya jioni”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]@Agwambo - “Haya bas leta soo mbili”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Caller - “Takataka si ile mbwa @cortedivoire alinishow ulimcharge soo moja? Fanya 150 na uwache kiherehere.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]@Agwambo - “Sawa mbuzi hii, tupatane hapo buru kwa pigsty yangu.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Caller - “Safi mkuu. Na make sure umeoga fiti. Ulimi lazima ishangilie.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]@Agwambo - “Sawa dear. Wacha nichemshe maji.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Caller - “Fiti babe”[/SIZE]
True.
Kwanza ku return anonymous number missed call aki pick unauliza ni nani yeye pia anauliza ni nani…uki hang up ju the voice isnt farmiliar…bado anakupigia ku uliza unataka nini…unamwambia story imekatika ju hamjuani…una hang up tena halafu text inaungia 2 minutes later from the anonymous caller ‘sema tu kile unataka’.
Ama wale waresh unaongelesha kwa simu na kazi ni kujibu mmmh aki giggle.
Alar. You have implicated yourself implicating another person. Noma sana.
Hukunya
Why you gaaay?
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Tafuta malanye na upole:D:D
Niaje Malaya muzee ibilisi wa manispaa mwenye Bibi aliye na coomer inakaa mdomo ya nyangumi ?
Beshte yangu alitombewa gf. Akaweka number ya huyo dem kwa choo za club different that she wants dick. I wonder how many calls she got. Maybe someone posted your number somewhere
I just like this post for nothing
si hio ni kama foreplay kwao?
nishawahi pigiwa kwa landline ya hoteli
Shida ya bonobo ni kukosa common courtesy na phone etiquette. Mimi kama sijui number i will calmly answer and introduce myselefu and then inquire,meaning,if i missed it i will call back,identify myselefu,inform you of the missed call then inquire,kama hatujuani i will politely ask you to delete the number incase unipigie tena. Moss moss,apo hakuna vita
:D:D:D:D:D
Cant be…the callers are dodgy characters who end their conversations/texts with insults.
Kuna jioni nilichoka nika mpesa one of the numbers…and the name that popped up was a name from around our area…nikauliza mboch following day…aka niambia ni ya mama fulani jirani yake…i blamed the mboch coz the 2 are gossip budies.
what if its an urgent call from home and you have been ignoring?
if you answer in a rude way then i dont even allow you to waste my airtime ati wewe ni nani?