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Let me use this site for the last time :D. This could have been hilarious. :smiley:

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He is a comedian but these things have worked beforeā€¦ Like the Entebbe Raidā€¦ Where the commandos offloaded a limousine akin to Idi Aminā€™s to fool the securityā€¦ And it worked 99.99%!

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:D:D:DNow i wish angeshindaā€¦ sahii dunia ingekuwa mad max

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Sounds hilarious to low IQ bonobos who donā€™t understand how air identification and military hotlines work.

But then again I donā€™t expect amused bonobos to know that the F-22 is not a bomber

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Go take your meds @patco with your multitude of handles, meanwhile while scissoring with your partner @Thirimaii another msenge.

Useless jangilis.

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Ochollah wachaga hasira. You live in the land of milk and honey yet you and your foreskin Adams Oduor you are always bitter.

How can you be bitter 24/7, 365, yet you live in the land where dreams come true???

Then you must be a very useless, and broke ass njaruo.

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You need to detach yourself from Adams Oduor so he can go be happy with other foreskins frolicking in the Maryland grasslands and meadows before he dies from depression living with you.

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Most historians and the general media are almost in total agreement that Donald Trump and his predominantly white MAGA ā€œBaseā€ are among the most ignorant , backward, racist segment of the US population ā€¦ :D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUXqwDq9hE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVx8gCAF3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDhm808oU4

I love the way Jordan Klepper gets these fools to display their stupidity ā€¦ :D:D

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Jaruo jinga i will rape your black ass one day.omba msamaha

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Peleka usenge kwa bibi wako @patco you freaking shemales. Go slap your freaking dicks you wasenge. Bladifwakin wasenge.

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He is an honorary party member.

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[SIZE=5]@Abba and @Swansea are two ageing chaps from Western Kenya. When they do meet over the holidays they usually drink and chat happily for hours about Obama, Rayila and Biden of course.[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Afterwards they book a room in a Kisumu hotel, @Swansea Ochollah puts on some Tony Nyadundo on the hotel room speaker, then the two old men start dancing while holding hands.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Soon they start smooching and head to the bed :[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]The two lovers start shaking the bed mercilessly while wailing in njaruo and Busia mother toungues.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Afterwards @Abba will be seen leaving the hotel room looking depressed and confused.[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]He is heading back to the Wanga Kingdom where he is a direct descendant of Nabongo Mumia the collaborator.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Meanwhile @Swansea Woolworths Gilfillian Ochollah will also depart Kenya looking depressed , confused and heartbroken.[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]He will quietly head back to Maryland where he is a depressed and bitter truck driver.[/SIZE]

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:D:D:D:D Mungu abariki Trump kabisa 2024 arudi

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Lmao it was jokes and a light moment, of course nobody can do that.

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Idiots everywhere