The Balthasar Engonga Dynasty

Hehehehe…!! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Very stupid salute, hehehehe…and if you lick your palm like a cannibal she’ll be scared and run away.

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I thought ni porno ingine ni nyonge

It is an often utilized technique to quickly lubricate the proceedings

Why not just use a reliable appropriate lubricant or devote some time to getting your partner “wet” naturally…??:yum:

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Unacheza na mapepo.
He can’t–I mean he won’t, since it’s futuristic. He’ll be so engorged and feverishly possessed of the Engonga spirit in 2065 that he won’t wait a second longer before being buried deep in the tenderest recesses of her. Ask @TrumanCapote , she understands possession😂
But let her observe from a safe distance…

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Rexxx Simba and @Lionheart are you team nipples? Is it all men who have nipple sensitivity?

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I’m not, but I don’t know about others. (NB: men don’t ask each other those kinds of questions, it would be bizarre.)

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Awww. I’m disappointed.

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Don’t be. Like seriously, there’s a whole universe in one person to explore. The thing about life is never to draw conclusions too fast, there are pleasant surprises.

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From a purely Medical position

I would find myself concerned and engage in further “investigations” if a patient were to inform me that they had lost feeling or sensitivity of a particular limb or body area

(..It would usually be indicative of a developing serious malaise or gradual loss of bodily functions …)

Without getting too personal here ..

IF you were to confide to me that gentle massage and the occasional lick of the tips of both your chest endowments or more alarming , a favorite destination hidden in the folds of a Ladies nether regions known anatomically to have 8000 very responsive and pleasurable nerves at its tip , it would be grounds for an urgent referral to a competent Neurologist …

Or if you preferred , a more casual , traditional “touch evaluation session” conducted at a comfortable , secure environment with a liberal supply of suitable quality refreshments to lubricate the proceedings …??

But ..
I digress ..
I still recall that there is an urgent pending “Offer” involving @Lionheart ( ..which I am still willing to facilitate..!!) that still awaits a positive response from you..??:blush::sparkles:

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I think you misunderstood–or chose to misunderstand-- @TrumanCapote 's question. It’s not about not having normal feeling (your skin being aware when something presses, touches or brushes against you); she means erogenous sensitivity
AOB: Truwoman seems very undecided or unduly scared of that honest offer, so I sort of shelved it till she has time to ponder it at leisure, to avoid burnout😂 Pity, she always imagines no man means well.

Quick answers and observations

  • all my body parts are sensitive to touch , from the bottom of my feet to my scalp.
  • She is of age and I am certain any resistance on her part is strictly in her mind.
  • Finally ( … and I am not trying to get philosophical here …) , every Human has their own basic flaws.

Evaluate each challenge INDIVIDUALLY and make allowances for unique , individual quirks.

As my favorite “Ssenga” always advises me
“… Don’t sweat the small stuff…!!” . :yum::bouquet:

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That salute banae is Engong’s signature move as he ploughs dem ladies.

Every man should have this portrait in his house next to that of Jambass from Sugoi.

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I want a nipple guy like Engoga.

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Cc: Lionheart

Dearest ..
By your own admission here on several occasions ..
You claim to have been “Celibate” for several years ..

I can confirm to you that under those circumstances , a certain amount of “shrinkage” occurs in that “vital area” and engaging an individual with the “proportions” of Balthazar Engonga would be foolhardy, to say the least

I am not certain what the dimensions of @Lionheart are exactly but he is more of a safe bet

Be accordingly advised ..:blush::banana:

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@Lionheart the good doctor would like to know about your dimensions.:rofl::rofl::rofl: For purposes of risk assessment.

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That’s why I prefer women doctors. This one is just being mischievous, he needs help with his CSR activities, which he occasionally invites me to, and I routinely decline. Besides, it would be hugely unfair to release that info to the public on KT. The hordes of juveniles here would feel scared and want to hide their wives and girlfriends.
Let’s say it’ll be for you to know, and for them to imagine.

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In order to remain both professional and science based ..

It is allowed in these circumstances to proceed with the “Rule of Thumb” ( ..or more accurately , the "Rule of the Middle Finger" ..).

The length between the tip of the middle finger to the base of the palm at the hand joint ( ..or 2.5 x the length of the middle finger..) is an accurate indicator of the member below

The girth will be the Circle made by the middle finger and the thumb.

Now You know ..!!:blush::banana:

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No more questions, Doc. Truwoman has her answer already😂 She can now make an informed decision

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@TrumanCapote

The ball is now firmly in your Court:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::banana: