Hii Nairobi ni shamba la wanyama. You don’t have to be rich to fuck most wannabe kungurus. Just create an illusion that you’re exactly the rich and well-connected guy those kungurus are looking for.
In fact, most people on Instagram fake almost everything. Mpaka gari ya car hire na nyumba air brb.
Kitu kidogo tu kama ku-mix English na Swahili inaeza kupatia punani mingi sana.
Ile kuongea ya “You know, we pitiad that place and it was mad crazy with nice chilez all over”. Nairobi kungurus are as thick as bricks, and if you talk like that, they will think you’re some cool kid from a poshy neighbourhood.
Hii fom ya Jalas boys club. Kuchukua nyumba airbrb huko Kileleleshwa na Kilimani. 4k per night. Alafu wananunua Glenfidich pale Jumia ya 4200.
“Miss independent” wale ku-sema standards pale IG ukiwaiita wanapanua 360 degrees wakicheki address ni Kileleshwa na wanakunywa Glenfidich.
Kitu kidogo kama iphone refurbished inafanya kunguru anapanua haraka alafu anakuwa single mother.
I don’t know what is it with Nairobi women that think everybody with the latest iphone got deep pockets.
I know some K-talk birrionares are itching to say they can’t relate with peasant struggles.
It’s just an observation I made about how most people in Nairobi fake it especially Luo guys and Nigerians.
But why go through all the trouble? Truth is, most Nairobi kungurus fake their standards, and men have adapted to return the favour.
Nairobi women wanataka easy money. wanataka kuenjoy life bila kusweat. ndio maana wanaibiwa haraka, wanapeana ngono kwa matapeli. wamdhaniye ndiye wanapata siye. @Mboch Kiburi alikataa io maisha, akafuata ile njia ya wachache, kufanya kazi na bidii, na sasa hivi ako na pesa.
Mboch Kiburi alibeba maji kwa mgongo kutoka ground hadi pale juu. She’s an alpha female a super hero. Fir every 50k Kenyan women unaota only one of her type.
Kuna msichana mgine when I saw her IG the latest Pic ilukwa yeye na Jalango pahali hapo naks. Another one was with a dj. Sijui Jina yake lakini Ana ma dreads, mbrown hivi… na amepeana Ball nai.
I just thought she knows them ama ni ka groupie. Wacha hii story ime blow. Kamsichana ametoa hizo picha zote lool. Evidence.
Wakina jalas though. I’m not surprised. Anyone who is in a circle with friends ambaye hukulana sana utapata mmesalimiana pahali. Ama dame anakuplay akifikiri story yake haitatoka. Anakuficha na kukucheza ufala.
Hawa Wana fanya Kama Ktalk. Except kwa group. Wakiulizana wangapi wamesalimiana na providing ebrufication.
And in all honesty. Like my friends who are djs and bouncers. Hao Wana ni confirmia story ya certain people if I ask. Juu wame pitia wengi. Otherwise utakaa fala na watu ka wote wame pitia na wamewacha. Infact it also helps juu watakuambia what worked for them ndio upate pia Ki through pass.
And women think guys watafichana siri so they can have them for themselves. Thinking they won’t be exposed for also being a female player. It’s also their fault. Wanafuatana na rich guys, want that lifestyle regardless of who it’s coming from ndio kwa maana wanakulwa rahisi.
They see a celeb and disregard any other good man they could have. Hao watu wameshaona Hao groupies. They won’t take them seriously. Ubaya tu ni wives are involved lakini nimeona extra marital is like kawaida kwa watu.
Tafuta tu pesa mara moja uache kujipea presha haiko.But kuna kaukweli hapo nanii. Kwanza iPhone kwa mkono,ka kitambi, na jacket kali will attract curious eyes from mbichez.
Wah…mkona kazi wanaume. Mimi hapa team kienyeji…nikienda sana ni make sure siku ya soko akona soo nane ya skirt blouse na a pair of sandals (sio second hand but hizi za wachinku mpya) nikiongeza soo mbili ana bra na ngotha. Then nikimwuuliza kama ana kula poa aseme no…namwambia anipitie home morning sahile nimekamua nimpe fresh milk litre 1 na ajichunie ka sukuma na nyanya kiasi kwa green house…niko ndaaaani ndaaaani ndaaaani. Now just bang her properly and the word will spread around like wildfire…ma dem watakusaka mbaya. Sina iphone wala kitambi na jacket.