The 3 Kikuyus

  1. The Metumi Kikuyu(Murang’a)
    Came to nairobi in the early days and stuck here sleeping in the bushes that were then. when the railway line came and mzungu started erecting bulidings he stuck around even to after independence. HE ACQUIRED Nairobi that way by sticking; he owns rwathia, river road, Magomano and the likes. He is business oriented and very loyal customer and voter. He will only buy a commodity even tea at a hotel that belongs to mundu wa mucii. They have made equity bank, unaitas , murata nad more through loyalty. They again never faced MAU MAU wraths since mzungu was never interested in the dry Gaturi and Makuyu ridges.They got loyal women there thanks culture where the mzee would stick in nairobi looking after biacara and buroti only going home end month; the mother tarins her girls mzee si wa kushinda kwa nyumba.
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  2. The Kabete Kikuyu (Kiambu)
    Came to nairobi in the early days and but never stuck preferring to go home every day and weekend to kurimia in the tea and coffee plantation. They don’t stick and will keep trying anything and anything from time to time. Not loyal in business and are the only one who will drink in 5 different joints in one night. One day Kenyatta called Gatundu wazees to current Brookside land for a meeting so they could buy the land, they refused asking him what can grow there even coffee couldn’t. Luckily they were near Nairobi and the mzungu who owned plantations scholed them. They became servants on Mzungu and ngati; luckily when mzungu left they inherited their parcels and power. Never loyal; only loyal to money and whoever has something better. Their women won’t tolerate even the slightest “matihakaguo macuru”

  3. The Tetu/Gaaki Kikuyu (Nyeri)
    Found Nairobi to be fur and would never accept a master. Rebellious in nature they started the MAU MAU and chased mzungu away; but in the fight their women rebelled against taking food to their men in the forest and even were the first to refuse the cut. Luckily their highlands attracted the mzungu and churches their; the women took their sons to Kiganjo police, kagumo college, Ngandu, TumuTumu and Nyeri High. THEY ARE PROFESSIONALS (ask any good accountant, lawyer), they run the civil service and military/police. They like questioning everything and like reference such that they will vote for Sabasaba MCA, TNA Mp and GNU Governor; they can never even buy a phone in any shop before reference “hallo, atiriri wee. ati thimu uroiga uragurire atia…uragurire ha…”. . They dont do business of selling …they offer professional services and believe one must be employed. One day guka wa taking beer at Current Bahati area, he was told of land in Umoja area that cost 46 shilling but he never understoond how one could buy land in a forest full of mawe. They got a super woman who can fix any man ( ask Kibaki and Wambui) but handled with great care

HOW THEY COMPLEMENT AND COMPETE IS INTERESTING! You are allowed to add more
being a weekend, enjoy
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Nice one. You have broken it down vile gun brandishing thugs do, steal, kill or escape. Waiguru ni wa wapi kwa hii story yako?

yeye na martha Karua ni wa greater nyeri

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hehehe…
maumau was a lost cause

Muranga sisi ndiyo watu

Seems Murang’a ones wako sawa.

True my grandpa was offered land at the former Bazaar street he rejected the offer from the Muhindi.