Thank 'god' it is Friday

[jerrydubiz]

Money-Check
Bad Bitches-Check(Kebs approved, no cotton pony)
Gari Fully tank{only mwezi ikianza}-Check
Condoms-Check
Liquor-I don’t drink

Good Lord! The joys of being young bachelor in a town full of young beautiful horny lasses.
One bottle of Jameson and they will all be happy, wild, and horny.

I GOTTA A FEELING THAT TONIGHT IS GONNA BE A GOOD, GOOD NIGHT!

[The_Virus]

@jerrydubiz

Liquor-I don’t drink

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[Hash_Tag]

starehe yako huwa endmonth peke yake?

[badworries]

Unatumia mihadharati gani lakini, unaenda club kukatika na chupa ya maji kwa floor. Smdh

[jerrydubiz]

@badworries

Unatumia mihadharati gani lakini, unaenda club kukatika na chupa ya maji kwa floor. Smdh

Hiyo ni better kuliko kuamka with hours of lost memory, splitting headache, and a random bitch with a bad weave lying next to you. Story of my life before i finally threw in the towel na nika wacha phombe.

[Hash_Tag]

@jerrydubiz

Hiyo ni better kuliko kuamka with hours of lost memory, splitting headache, and a random bitch with a bad weave lying next to you. Story of my life before i finally threw in the towel na nika wacha phombe.

hadarati sio tei pekee… kuna veve/handas, kuna weed, kuna ndovu etc; zote hangover free,

[biraru]

@jerrydubiz

Bad Bitches-Check(Kebs approved, no cotton pony)

weka mbisha else this is worse than ile hekaya ya @God knows who!

[uwesmake]

HATA PIA MIMI NIMEACHA GILBEYS

[gashwin]

@Hash_Tag

hadarati sio tei pekee… kuna veve/handas, kuna weed, kuna ndovu etc; zote hangover free,

upuus!

[kush_yule_mnono]

@gashwin

upuus!

Seconded

[onekigogo]

@jerrydubiz

Hiyo ni better kuliko kuamka with hours of lost memory, splitting headache, and a random bitch with a bad weave lying next to you. Story of my life before i finally threw in the towel na nika wacha phombe.

Watu kama wewe ndio sipendi kuona kwa bar yangu. Unahog kiti na all u’ve drunk all night ni dasani half litre…
kama hupendi kuimba usiende kwa meeting za choir
Ngojea hao mabinti wako huko nje kwa stage

[Mathaais]

@onekigogo

Watu kama wewe ndio sipendi kuona kwa bar yangu. Unahog kiti na all u’ve drunk all night ni dasani half litre…
kama hupendi kuimba usiende kwa meeting za choir
Ngojea hao mabinti wako huko nje kwa stage

Ama akakunywe soup kwa butchery ya Wakanyama na aishie home.

[Slopo]

@Hash_Tag

hadarati sio tei pekee… kuna veve/handas, kuna weed, kuna ndovu etc; zote hangover free,

Puff some pure weed high-grade not grade 1 get rock urself in a cool club buy two black ice cold beers(Sweet taste check) a pack of dunhill switch and 1ltre bottle of water chillax as u watch em lasses as they get high and horny choose the best as u sip n puff ur cigz while meditating how u gonna finish the lucky bitch u gonna choose. live your life peacefully n wakeup without hangovers.

[Nameberry1]

@onekigogo

Watu kama wewe ndio sipendi kuona kwa bar yangu. Unahog kiti na all u’ve drunk all night ni dasani half litre…
kama hupendi kuimba usiende kwa meeting za choir
Ngojea hao mabinti wako huko nje kwa stage

but what if my mshikaji is drinking and I am on desani 1L the whole night. do u mind that scenario

[WuTang]

@onekigogo

Watu kama wewe ndio sipendi kuona kwa bar yangu. Unahog kiti na all u’ve drunk all night ni dasani half litre…
kama hupendi kuimba usiende kwa meeting za choir
Ngojea hao mabinti wako huko nje kwa stage

What if he is buying for more than two people yet anakunywa hiyo dasani? Usiwahi dharau watu wengine, they could be the ones that attract loyal customers to your pub.

[onekigogo]

@WuTang

What if he is buying for more than two people yet anakunywa hiyo dasani? Usiwahi dharau watu wengine, they could be the ones that attract loyal customers to your pub.

No issues with a non-drinker who is a serious spender on rounds for others. Nilikuwa namaanisha those one man army, alone…not drinking…& never leaving their seats.
They watch all epl matches frm the 2pm early kickoff to ile ya mwisho 8pm on the same damn dasani. You send a waiter over kumuuliza amuuzie nini he says niko sawa pointing to his half drunk water bottle. Atleast buy some food, bitings or something…geeez.
@Nameberry1, no qualms with a female non-drinker esp if she’s hot;)…guess you know why:D