On Friday, I joined some friends for drinks and they bought two mzingas .Left club at around 4 am .Kuamka on Sato sioni simu..I thought I had lost it and even replaced the line. nilikua nishabudget simu mpya..kumbe I switched it off and put it juu ya wardrobe..I found it today morning..Sitawahi kunywa makali tena..I am even thinking of quitting alcohol for good .WEH!!
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Kuna siku nimetoka kwa nyumba south C kwenda ulevi Madaraka only to wake up in a Kamba lady’s house in Umoja with vaginal fluids caked on my dick. At first nilifikiria nimewekewa mchele but kuangalia niko na nani naona a very familiar face. African science is shit if I eventually extracted myself from her clutches. Mbwa Sana wewe Immaculate Mukui.
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African science!!! Ok
Degree, degree iko ama hakuna
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I have driven multiple times from Eldoret to Nairobi while smoking blunts all the way. Pombe is one drug you don’t fuck around with juu Ikishika imeshika na hakuna kitu utafanya. Kuna mara kadhaa nimekunywa na napoteza memory completely of what happened the previous night.
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Did you read to understand or to reply?
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Either unakunywa sumu ama unakunywa kama ghaseer.
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One of the best decisions I made was quit alcohol
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Not like 100% lost memory, but there are definitely some blocks of time that I cannot recall. Especially vile nilifika kwa nyumba. But you’re correct. It’s usually heavy drinking.
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Hukuogopa karau akusimamishe askie harufu..hapo kujitoa si doh kidogo
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Last time ulilewa Quiver ukatokwa simu. Friday umekunywa ndogogio umemisplace simu…me think you are a light weight drinker. Mizinga wachia veterans…endelea na Tusker zako tano otherwise next time utatuletea hekaya hapa vile ulizima after kunywa mzinga ukapata umeingiwa mkia na chokosh 
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Nimekubali Mimi ni light drinker ..hii makali iko na wenyewe.Never Again
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Enda Nairobi women’s waangalie mkia kama Iko sawa
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… naona bado uko under spell.
So what new vice did you sign up for? Man cannot live without a vice else akuwe mnafiki mkuu.
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unasema kuna mtu anaweza kuwa amepumua kwa kisogo ya @Maize_Combuster ?
Mimi apart from Arimis na gaming, those are the addictions nilikuwa nazo, shida ziko nyingi sana huku siwezi kujiongezea bonus.
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Are you implying that @Yuletapeli ni mnafiki mkuu?
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This is hangover speaking right now. Tegea pombe yote iishe kwa mwili uanze kuitamani. Again, its not that you are a light drinker; you perhaps downed a significant amount of the mizingas available.
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Same here. Makali unless niko kwa keja. I have drunk nikapoteza memory ya siku mzima. Unaamka Monday morning kutoka Saturday night rev
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Acha kuwekelea pombe
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