Yeah, so Christmas eve was basically a blur, this is because, I or rather me and my bro spent the entire time in a drunken semi-stupor state as a result of imbibing ourselves silly on cheap local brews. I don’t recall anything interesting except for one instance.
We were just coming out from a sherehe ya waluyha where initiates were being welcomed. It had gotten late in the evening, but the night was still bustling with young blood, kids running hither and tither maybe just discovering the uses of their new found gonads and the attached accessories. Sisi tumekunywa busaa kama yote na kuvuta bangi, my bro was just a mess, falling all over and I had to act as a human crutch. Tukiwa katika zile pilka plika za kijikokota tukielekea nyumbani, some two young kungurus wakatupita, my bro kinda recognized them or didn’t, maybe ni ulevi tu aka wa ita, ma kunguru nazo zikajileta. I warmed up to one and in the process of soliciting for cargo, I let go of my bro, aka anguka kama log, he was becoming burdensome anyway!
Nika ona kunguru ako willing, nikajua hapo shuma leo inalala ndani. Nikamwambia twende aka anza na ma demand ati she is drunk and so I need to buy her soda first to get her back on her bearings. I was like no problem. Dame akunywa soda, tuka enda tukiwa njiani akaniuliza “na utanipea ngapi?”, nikamwuliza “nini, shoti ama?”, akaniambia pesa. Hapo nami nikakumbuka huwa kina @Uwesmakei na @Starscream wanalipiaga lanye mia mbili uko SJ, I relayed my offer to her, nikaona ame dim macho!
Hapo dame aka anza ‘wana’ , kwanza akaniambia tupitie kwa auntie wake nimshikie cup moja ya cham alafu twende. I obliged, had to play along because there was no way Chrisi ingepita kabla sija kula mutu (insert @KaBuda laugh). Tukafika kwa aunt wake nika shikisha cup moja na kupiga ma swig niki imagine venye nitararua hiki ki petite leo, na venye ame anza ku over draw her funds! Dame hata hakunywa sana ile pombe, nikamaliza nikamwambia haiya twende, akasema ni sawa nilipie pombe kwanza. Nikapea huyo kunguru mia mbili nikamshow alipie, akalipia na tukaondoka. While walking now towards home, the chick suddenly fell down into a shallow dictch, I got frantic thinking maybe she had hurt herself, akaniambia ako poa ana kojoa. Mi nikajipa shughuli, kumbe it was a well calculated move, mi nikajipa shughuli. Kidogo nikashtukia, mtu amechomoka mbio ile sijawahi ona, the only moment I managed to get a glimpse of her receding figure in the dark was when she negotiated a corner, giving the chance for her silhouette to be illuminated by some light, she was still holding her soda bottle which made her look like a relays runner with a baton in hand!
Nikajua nimecheswo kama @Tall myamya everywhere akitumia kunguru fare, counted my losses na kujiambia at least niko nudes kwa app lock nitasafisha mecho alafu nilale. Kufika kwa nyumba nikataka kuwasha ka fegi, nika kumbuka kumbe nimewacha bro na yeye ndiye ako na packo ya fegi, nikaondoka teke teke kumtafuta. Nilipata bro ako katikati ya shamba singing initiation songs while falling right, left and center. Phew, I was relieved, nikamwuliza ajione kama bado ako na simu nilikua nimemgift ama amepigwa tero, aka itoa na kuni uliza “kwani huyu ni wewe ghaseer, nipeleke nyumbani!”. Nikamwitisha fegi na tukaenda.
Ati blood is thicker than water? Nope, pussee is much thicker
your brain is thicker…
You were conned by a kunguru
Ali Kunywa soda, na akahepa na change yangu bado! Haha such are the lessons we learn
Sawa SV, lakini heshimu VE!
Shukuru sana alihepa na rwabe bila kukugawia kisonono na ukedi uanze nayo mwaka…
That’s true ama kuibiwa vitu za nyumba, kuwekewa mchele etc
Ningeibiwa ingekua noma, hata singeambiana nyumbani! Ningelia tu kimoyo moyo alafu ni anze kurestock tu pole pole
Hehe … nimekupeeko like. Hio hekaya iko sawa though paragraphs muhimu
:D:D
Sande sana, toka pri, used to pen lovely compositions lakini nangolewa marks juu ya paragraphs haziendani! Sande tena
iko shonjo,network ilirudi yote?
Thanks, so nice if you to “care” so much about my mental state. Ghaseer tucker tucker meffi!
sorry mate
Appreciate man, good to check on others sometimes. Lakini sisi ni wanaume hatuoneshani affection, kwanza hapa ktalk. Tutachorwa na @Introfart
Ama muanze kuambiwa mnalipua makabati left right…
Hekaya iko chonjo lakini