Teenager stupidity pt.2

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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So sikuchapa the mzinga flash bt halfway flash…took a breathe then nikaclear hiyo ingine like a stupid omena or some h2o shit.

The last ting i remember is calling that new slice nliangukia like a week ago.Called her drunk akasema Leviathon lazma nkam!

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Ofcourse,hapo ndio unatii pombe sio nyonyo,pombe sio supu,pombe sio jasho,pombe sio watu wa mtaa,pombe sio…sio…sio

NEXT DAY AFTER BASH
Nmeamka abruptly.Nafeel my combat jeans ni abit wet!Sikumbuki nothing about the previous night except outering only.

My eye inauma and its bleeding!No id,atm ama school id.Nko on a sofa all alone dusty like mtu wa factory ya wimbi.

Hangover si joke,kichwa nachapa left right center.But,hiyo pia haingenichanga kuona the chiq nlichinjia a week ago akitoka bedroom next.

Shit…

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Wee

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What’s gappening here?

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Eeh… From what I can deduce, nigga alipewa date na kuro wa rifa rori, akakunyua makali akatombewa malaya if that is possible

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your story telling skills are wayy below poor ulipata ngapi insha???

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@leviathon . Maliza hekaya. I will translate for the others.

People. He was drunk. Called a ma liar he knew from a week ago but he blacked out. He woke up slumbered on the couch. Everything in his pocket gone. But from the corner of his eye , he spotted the ma liar he had called walking out of his room.

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Ooooh my hizi blackouts washana nazo, hope no mess ups

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Pengine she had just “washed” him akifikiri bado he is blackout, unfortunately akaamka

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Hii mambo peleka facebook.

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riba iko on point

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hekaya iko onpoint isipokuwa you missing out on alot of details. Uliza huyo maliar ulifika kwa iyo dusty stool aje? Kwa maliar hakunaga sofa

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@Born Tao ukisoma zote utapata details

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Why did you prefer a small brain to a bigger penis? Learn to answer questions as asked

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why did you prefer a bigger mouth…

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i just needed the mouth to be vocal. Peleka your small dick kwa mgangaa akuangalie

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ww ni VE kweli…jango usinitafute tafasali