Team Mafisi

Sex & Relationships
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So thea is this chic tumekuwa tukikaa na yeye kwetu (we arent related), since i was in sec, infact she was once my tutor.
Now she is a really beauty. Hajawahi wahiwa, she is one of those christian typos wenye huwa wanawait the Mr right at the right tyme.
So kuna tyme tulionana za macho, akawa ananionyesha tupart twa mwili hivihivi, nikalenga lenga hiyo risto juu nilikuwa na dem na nilikuwa namwona kaa sister ambaye amekuwa mwalimu wangu pia.
Venye nilimlenga tukaanza kuwa na kaudistance hivi, but bado mabeste.

Sasa dem wangu alidryfriwa na surwa ingine ya mtaa nikamchapa boot.
Wacha dry spell iniangamize, nikaingia club wanko, but season haiishi.

Nikafikiria kuingia box huyu dem tunakaa na yeye but ni kaa bado anamachungu ya last time.
Swari ni how can i convince this chik kudryfriiwa na mimi.

Ps. Wasee wa picha tafuteni mtu akuje apige picha aanike kwa kijiji, ni hayo tu.

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a let down to team mafisi.
you already convinced her she is your tutor andsister rolled into one.
remember about how first impressions last long?

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boooooooo…to this thread

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Ama utafute dame mwingine altogether?

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No advice… HUHU!!

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You have a better chance of winning the Powerball nipe namba I clear the way for you mheshimiwa

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wacha ni HUHU HUHU tuu

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arimis naskia sio mbaya.

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Endelea tu nduthi bruh… Hapo hauwesmake it

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Wacha nicheke tu:D:D:D:D

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Dame yako ali karangwa na surwa juu uli jifanya malenge

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Reconcile with your Ex

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What a sad story. Just marry your hand. Stay in team Kawasaki forever no need to join these other teams.

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Upgrade from boxer nduthi to kawasaki ninja and you’ll be alright.

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:D:D:D:D upgrade from boxer nduthi to kawasaki

umeninalisa

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tafuta malaya sj ,rico,kericho east 350 only

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MUHAHAhahahaakkkkkkkk!!! uuwi

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Toa mboo umwonyshe kenye ata nyonya :D:D:D:D

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let me tell you how to get out of the friend zone
jua tu kutoka means hamtakuwa mabeshte tena
na unaweza kosana kosakoso.

  1. stop listening to her problems.
  2. start acting like a man. as you listen stop listening, stop giving advice.
    increase the amount of (crude but acceptable) jokes
  3. stop being a coward
  4. start forgetting about your ex
  5. remember, only humour will get you into her panty.
  6. do not sniff her panty. i know kuna mtu hapa hufanya hivyo.
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