There’s this lad I have known for like 5 years since I got a job in a faraway town from Nai. By then he was a security guard with G4S, but he was too ambitious(kimbelembele somehow) and after a short while he was sacked. So, the other day I decide to use him to run some errands fro me, I sent him some money to pay land rates and other fees at the town’s County offices, since I live in another town…
The guy with hi myopia and ambitions, akaona amepata chance ya kurestock his pub with my money. When I try to call him, napata amedunga my no, nikimtext naona iko delivered.
Nani kama mimi, I remembered he has been bragging that the Local County Commissioner is his friend and “Godfather”, nikadecide huyo ndio nitatafta number yake nimcall, with a kacoooked up story.
The gentleman that I am, I warned the guy what I was about to do. I told him I would tell the CC all the truth, but the guy was kinda dumb anashindwa what truth?! In esse4nce what I wanted when I texted him that ni story ikimuumania aende aonyeshe the CC my texts, it would backfire on him aulizwe ni ukweli gani.
The guy ignored my pleas, I got mkubwas no and called him, told him how I sent fulani some money, and that alllegedly him(Mkubwa) or some1 in his office was given the money to aid in quick processing of the transaction at the Lands office.
Acha CC awake moto kuskia jina yake imedragiwa into such a mess, he assures me he will get into the bottom of the matter in a few minutes and he would get back to me. Within like 5 minutes the lad is calling me frantically, nikachukua his 5th call…
To cut th long story, the guy was summoned to the CC’s office, nikapigiwa akiwa huko n my money returned in 2 hours. Kwanza source mwenyewe ndie alituma pesa yake a deal na kijanaa badae. Later on nikamcall nikamshow akue lenient kwa kijanaa ni utoi tu inamsumbua.
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Thats a stupid person from the word go. Who fucks up benefactors at that stage.
Like I always say, the best way to lose a friend (or a relative) is to lend them money
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The hunter becomes hunted. Napenda sana.
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call him for drinks later:D:D:D
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Imagine I had already paid him 1k for the errands, na kuna day nilikua narenovate hau, nikamwachia 3 boxes za tiles na 2 cans crown paints. Another day nikampatia tyre auze kitu 2k, akauza akakula doo
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Huyo hana shukran
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