As much as vituko zimeniandama since utotoni, zingine ni fond memories. I sometime wish ningebakia tu mtoi just to enjoy life bila stress ya responsibilities. For those who were creative enough wakiwa wadogo can relate to zile michezo tulikuwa tunajibamba nazo hizo enzi. Zangu zilikuwa on another level, a case in point is this hekaya hapa chini.
One time nikiwa mtoi kitu 7 years nikahappen kupatiwa ka galfriend kamjaka agemate yangu. In my mind then, nilikuwa najua nshapata my wife to be when I grow up.
Hivi ndo vile ilianza mpaka ikafika nimekahuria. Haka kadem kwao kulikuwa na mboch mmoja m.naughty sana and every afternoon after yeye kuoshwa kwa ka besheni pale nje alikuwa anawekwa hapo kando ya mlango asimame ndo akauke, mambo ya towel hatukuwa tunatambua. Afterwards ilikuwa ni kupakwa mafuta na kuvalishwa nguo. Kalikuwa ka light skin and so I used to enjoy kucheki kaking’arishwa. I was ever present hio mambo ikiendelea and while at it huyo mboch wao akaanza kunicheki na style ingine haieleweki but I dint think much about it.
So one day after kadem kung’arishwa kakaingia kwa keja, huyo mboch akakam kwetu kwa mlango mahali nilikuwa nimetulia akanisho naitwa na Akish (that was the young girl’s name). Bila kufikiria nikamfuata.
Kufika kwa hio keja yao napata kadem kamefichwo nyuma ya mlango sahio kako ndethe. Mboch akanisho, dem ndo huyo nikute vitu. How now, hapo nikatupa rada. Being the small boy that I was sikuelewa nini mboch alikuwa anataka nifanye. Anyways as I mentioned earlier the mboch was a naughty one and somehow she managed to make me lie on top of this innocent girl and then akaanza kushika dudu yangu akiingizia hako kadem.
Honestly hakuna kitu nilisikia hapo but the idea ya kulalia hio yellow haikuwa mbaya after all. This continued for sometime and as days went by we became bold and started doing it on our own. There was this one day when tuliona hatuwezi goja tukaamua kashikie hapo inje.
Tukiwa watoi kukojoa kwa kitanda ilikuwa ni sheria, so morning ikifika mboch ama madha wanaanika hizo blanketi hapo nje kwa nyasi ndo zikauke. Hapo ka idea kakapanda ikakuwa na je tukiingia chini ya hizi blanketi si tunaweza fanya mambo yetu bila mtu kutuona. Hehe, ikabaki tufanye exactly that kabla kukujwe.
Hio day nilikuwa na short moja ya khaki iko na elastic ingine wazimu kwa kiuno which used to give me a hard time kuing’ara and because of that sikuwa napenda kuivaa but hio siku nilihappen nimeivaa.
Mimi na Akish hao tukaingia chini ya blanketi, nikateremsha suruali yangu na yeye akainua nguo tukaanza kucheza cha baba na mama. Kitu hatukujua, ni ile bump ilibaki kwa hio blanketi hapo kwa ground hata kipofu angeicheki. Then kuna baba Davie, idler fulani hapo kwa ploti naye alikuwa ametulia anatucheki tu tukijiandaa. Hapo bado nimelaliana, kitu niliskia ni viboko mbili smart kwa haga na blanketi ikainuliwa. Mahali kama hapo kuna dawa sipatikanagi sana sana, so mimi huyo teke nikielekea kwa nyumba yetu while trying kuvuruta suruali juu at the same time, ikashindikana. Baba Davie akanifikia akaniongeza zingine mbili, kuenda kuhepa suruali ikateremka ikanitega mimi huyo chini.
Nikaachilia nduru, madha akatoka nje mbio kucheki what is. Hapo ikabidi nimwambie hakuna noma ndo asishike nare juu nilijua akishikanisha itakuwa ni siku mrefu kwangu. Ule mbuda naye akasonga karibu akasema amepata nikifanya Akish tabia mbaya. Mama Kush kuskia hivo wazimu zake zikaamka, ile vita nilionyeshwa wacha tu.
Kidogo jioni kufika nikapelekwa kwakina Akish niende nimwambie pole na sitawahi mfanya hivyo tena. To me that was so humiliating on top of ile kichapo madha alikuwa amenigawia earlier on but I made it through.
So the other day while visiting, I was joking with my mum nikimsho natafuta Akish nimlete home, madha akauliza “yaani haujawai sahau huyo mchichana hadi wa leo?” Then out of nowhere akasema, “sahii ukimpata umlete siwezi kuwa na kelele juu wewe ni mtu mzima”.
