#TBT hekaya: My encounter with kimsee kya #team nduthi

Hi guys? Been lost kidogo but it coz of shughuli za hapa na pale. Nimekuwa nikiwacheki lakini kutoka far na naona kijiji inagrow. Udictatorship pia naona imeanza kutoklezea.
Ati @wakanyaks amepigwa mistari?:eek:
Anyway back to my TBT hekaya.
I was around 8 years old and was walking home from school, minding my business and just lost in my own thoughts. I approached some corner where there was this ka-thicket. I heard a deep voice groan a funny sound like ah, aha, ah, eh, iii. I stopped na nikajiuliza; kumbe reciting the vowels inafanywa mpaka na wazito?
This gave me courage to karibia the ‘dude’ who was allegedly ‘reciting’ that vowels.
‘aaaah aaah aah a a aaa… haaaaaa’, he groaned as i approached him. I froze there in amazement when i saw that he was not actually reciting the vowels, but he was ‘urinating’. Or so i thought. I immediately recognized that this ‘groaner’ was actually Mr. Wanyama, the village farmhand who was employed by a rich man from my area.
Since i had witnessed what he was actually urinating, i went ahead and asked him;
Mzae, mbona susu yako ni ya colour white?
Kwenda huko! Mbwa wewe ghasia! Wanyama retorted as he now chased me away with a huge cane.
I disappeared into the bushes and took the shortest short cut home through trespassing other people’s land.
Watoi na ujinga zao.
When I reached home, I found my Dad seated outside the house and I innocently asked him;
Daddy? Kwani Wanyama ni mgonjwa? 'kwanini? He asked. Nimeona akikojoa msusu za Colour White na alikuwa analia ah eh ii o u…
Toka hapa Ghasia! tambia mbaya! Wewe ni mtoto ama ni nugu!
Slaps mbili na sweep zikakuom faster faster.
‘Wacha niskie ukiuliza mamako hiyo swali’ He retorted. That was the end of my enquiries

Fast forward to 6 years later, when i was breaking my virginity with my neighbors mboch, i inadvertently recited the same vowel…and voila!, since it was a DFNKM(dry fry na kumwaga ndani), i noticed the white stuff, and there it hit me;
KUMBE that dude Wanyama was wanking?

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una Bahati bwana wanyama hakuitisha matter core yako…ingekua stori ingine.

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hehe cc @wakinyonga

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ok this is a weird story

EEEeeisshhhh,…RISWA! chindwa kabisa, nugu hii, around 8years you still could not figure it out?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Your dad was one in a milli’. Please describe him for us please.

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You mean YOUR OWN DAD HAS DOUBTS kama wewe ni mtoto ama nugu?

Hata mimi sasa nakushuku…

I smelled a fake hekaya from a mile away

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