Tatu bila msee

cretins,
A certain old friend ( which i dont seem to believe that anymore) called and enlightened me of a contract that a certain company is lending out , and so the dude hit me up to see if i was the least bit interested…

Me : aye arif, nichapie man… contract gani hio
Him : Hebu kwanza saka fare ukam mbio mbio

You know how kenyans talk, Msee anakuchapia na tone ingine ya uhakika hapo hivo na juu ni kibeshte kiplani, you give him the benefit of doubt na unamskiza juu anyway ni rafiki na mmetoka mbali…

So mimi huyo teke teke , niko msoto bratha, lakini kuna venye yani fare haikuwangi ngumu kupata especially kama kuna job umeitiwa, so unajua tu hio ni kitu inarudishwa… alafu ninakuwanga na assets kadha wa kadha, naeza shylock stuff flani hapo hivo nijijenge rwas kuendelea…

Sasa si nimefika hio base, Jamaa akanikaribisha fiti , kanichapia nimsaidie act number yangu na ID…
Sikuwagi na issues mob nazo, Acct yenyewe iko active lakini situmii , hio ni ile acct ya Helb za campus…

So siku ikapita hivo, Msee kesho yake nikamkuta, nikamchapia job iko wapi… akaanza kunishow mimi ni mgeni nitulie, afterall bado mapema… yes ndio malazi ni kwake na chakula pia… lakini kuna venye mimi ni jamaa na siezi kaa tu bure hivo, husinya kistepu…

anyway nilikaa nakwambia, was just a week but felt like a month. na hizo story zake sijui oooh mara manager hayuko mara oohh sijui kuna complications kwa kampuni , mara ublale fockoff mwingine wa kuudhi sana…
For the recollection, ferarri kwenda na kuback ilikuwa 2500 kes , na hivo ndio simu yangu sina juu ya ushenzi wa kushylock…

mimi si yule msee naweza zozana na mtu kuanza kumshow anipatie fare ya kuback juu ameniwaste…
wewe ni mwanaume na unaona pia nimeenda gharama haifai juu yako… if you cant act right, wewe kaa tu lakini dunia inakuwanga duara , utakuja rudiwa pia wewe…

I left the viscinity with a heavy heart, lakini na mimi manze kazi itakuja initafute hapa kwa nyumba tu…
as for that man, Hio 2500 nimeiweka kwa deptors ledger, mnaweza kuniambia best revenge to descend upon him.

Next time akikutuma mkate sliced, mletee unsliced/block

Iza buda.

Anza na mjengo jamaa.Mimi nilianza hapo.

Sio huyo hunituma

malipo niachie mungu ama vipi?

Ukiwa campus walikuwa wanakutuma mkate boflo ama ile imeslaisiwa?

sikubuki

Sledgehammer hawa watu mbona wanakuuliza mambo ya mkate? Do you give them slices ama kuna enda aje?

Was wondering too

Usable temparament - General - Kenya Talk

there is something awfully wrong with you

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then stop lacking sleep out of your obsessions on what i post just so you can comment the same stale joke … To what end man? getting likes or is it superiority on a damn anonymous forum?? …

dude please dont you have a family to feed or your aging mother to help shower? …
get your priorities straight.

Very very true.
Haya, endea mkate priss…na ikue boflo :smiley:

get your priorities straight
nothing funny here