Jana kuna mumama alidai kuchipo Enigma pale Jiweke tavern lunch hours.Enigma was just minding his business destroying a plate of dryfried lake Victoria tilapia with ugali.Then BOOM!Waiter analandisha mzinga mbili,moja ya Gordon’s gin na ingine ya JW Blacklabel.‘Been told to request you to choose one’.Enigma akauliza waiter ‘By who and why.Kindly sir,do you see alcohol in any form on my table apart from the sanitizer?’.The waiter replies ‘Pardon my intrusion, it is not the clubs policy to interrupt a customer’s fun.But been requested not to divulge further information’.The Enigma told the waiter ‘Well done,then kindly allow me to enjoy my lunch in peace’.Seems the waiter alikuwa ameonwa ka kitu coz the Enigma aliendelea kubomoa fish kama amesimama tu hapo kando for a whole five minutes.Enigma asked him 'Iko shida boss?'He didn’t reply immediately.But the Enigma noticed that he kept stealing glances to his far left where three hugely rotund women were huddled on three tiny chairs around a tiny table.
Enigma said ‘Niitie supervisor’.The waiter replied ‘Sina ubaya but si uchague tu moja hii story iishe’.Enigma told the waiter ‘Story gani iishe?Ukiendelea kunisumbua I will get up,wash my hands and leave without paying a shilling’.With that statement alibeba mizinga akaishia.
The Enigma destroyed the lake Victoria tilapia akateremsha na a cold stoney tangawizi with ice cubes then paid his bill.Kwa parking akapata wale wamama watatu wakiongea wakicheka nje ya Toyota harrier ya black.Waliona Enigma akiingia ndani ya VW GolfGTI wakacheka saidi.As the Enigma was driving past them mmoja akasema ‘kanatosha aje ndani ya hio toy car na hako ka ego yake kubwa’.The Enigma didn’t give a rats ass after all he doesn’t fuack landwales.The Enigma didn’t know he looks that good for a 37year old.Ukitaka kuwindwa na wamamaz jipeleke Jiweke lunch hours.Na usiwe na kitambi kubwa kama @kush yule mnono otherwise utatingishiwa tu matako ndio ukatiane ulipe billz.
anon46421834:
Jana kuna mumama alidai kuchipo Enigma pale Jiweke tavern lunch hours.Enigma was just minding his business destroying a plate of dryfried lake Victoria tilapia with ugali.Then BOOM!Waiter analandisha mzinga mbili,moja ya Gordon’s gin na ingine ya JW Blacklabel.‘Been told to request you to choose one’.Enigma akauliza waiter ‘By who and why.Kindly sir,do you see alcohol in any form on my table apart from the sanitizer?’.The waiter replies ‘Pardon my intrusion, it is not the clubs policy to interrupt a customer’s fun.But been requested not to divulge further information’.The Enigma told the waiter ‘Well done,then kindly allow me to enjoy my lunch in peace’.Seems the waiter alikuwa ameonwa ka kitu coz the Enigma aliendelea kubomoa fish kama amesimama tu hapo kando for a whole five minutes.Enigma asked him 'Iko shida boss?'He didn’t reply immediately.But the Enigma noticed that he kept stealing glances to his far left where three hugely rotund women were huddled on three tiny chairs around a tiny table.
Enigma said ‘Niitie supervisor’.The waiter replied ‘Sina ubaya but si uchague tu moja hii story iishe’.Enigma told the waiter ‘Story gani iishe?Ukiendelea kunisumbua I will get up,wash my hands and leave without paying a shilling’.With that statement alibeba mizinga akaishia.
The Enigma destroyed the lake Victoria tilapia akateremsha na a cold stoney tangawizi with ice cubes then paid his bill.Kwa parking akapata wale wamama watatu wakiongea wakicheka nje ya Toyota harrier ya black.Waliona Enigma akiingia ndani ya VW GolfGTI wakacheka saidi.As the Enigma was driving past them mmoja akasema ‘kanatosha aje ndani ya hio toy car na hako ka ego yake kubwa’.The Enigma didn’t give a rats ass after all he doesn’t fuack landwales.The Enigma didn’t know he looks that good for a 37year old.Ukitaka kuwindwa na wamamaz jipeleke Jiweke lunch hours.Na usiwe na kitambi kubwa kama @kush yule mnono otherwise utatingishiwa tu matako ndio ukatiane ulipe billz.
Mimi nachukua izo mzinga zote then kujitoa casually like nothing happened. Fish nayo namaliza hadi niitishe ugali sosa
sasa toa ndizi kwa chupi wewe ni mtu mzima aisseh
chap
July 8, 2022, 7:13am
5
Enigma uliponea, na hii mwezi wa saba ungeamka kwa simiti baridi, electronics zote zimeenda na kule kwa mobile banking pia upate kumeungua
The hunter becomes the hunted. Ogopa!
Awuoro. Some landwhales wanted to chew the enigma without mercy.
Very serious. @Agwambo has very interesting life
:D:D venye @chap amesema. Uliponea
Gaza
July 8, 2022, 7:51am
10
@Agwambo na coincidences huwa kitu moja.
anon46421834:
Jana kuna mumama alidai kuchipo Enigma pale Jiweke tavern lunch hours.Enigma was just minding his business destroying a plate of dryfried lake Victoria tilapia with ugali.Then BOOM!Waiter analandisha mzinga mbili,moja ya Gordon’s gin na ingine ya JW Blacklabel.‘Been told to request you to choose one’.Enigma akauliza waiter ‘By who and why.Kindly sir,do you see alcohol in any form on my table apart from the sanitizer?’.The waiter replies ‘Pardon my intrusion, it is not the clubs policy to interrupt a customer’s fun.But been requested not to divulge further information’.The Enigma told the waiter ‘Well done,then kindly allow me to enjoy my lunch in peace’.Seems the waiter alikuwa ameonwa ka kitu coz the Enigma aliendelea kubomoa fish kama amesimama tu hapo kando for a whole five minutes.Enigma asked him 'Iko shida boss?'He didn’t reply immediately.But the Enigma noticed that he kept stealing glances to his far left where three hugely rotund women were huddled on three tiny chairs around a tiny table.
Enigma said ‘Niitie supervisor’.The waiter replied ‘Sina ubaya but si uchague tu moja hii story iishe’.Enigma told the waiter ‘Story gani iishe?Ukiendelea kunisumbua I will get up,wash my hands and leave without paying a shilling’.With that statement alibeba mizinga akaishia.
The Enigma destroyed the lake Victoria tilapia akateremsha na a cold stoney tangawizi with ice cubes then paid his bill.Kwa parking akapata wale wamama watatu wakiongea wakicheka nje ya Toyota harrier ya black.Waliona Enigma akiingia ndani ya VW GolfGTI wakacheka saidi.As the Enigma was driving past them mmoja akasema ‘kanatosha aje ndani ya hio toy car na hako ka ego yake kubwa’.The Enigma didn’t give a rats ass after all he doesn’t fuack landwales.The Enigma didn’t know he looks that good for a 37year old.Ukitaka kuwindwa na wamamaz jipeleke Jiweke lunch hours.Na usiwe na kitambi kubwa kama @kush yule mnono otherwise utatingishiwa tu matako ndio ukatiane ulipe billz.
Ata picha ya 5 minutes hakuna? Ama ya icecubes? ama ata BOOM!?
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Jaweed
July 8, 2022, 8:10am
13
anon46421834:
Jana kuna mumama alidai kuchipo Enigma pale Jiweke tavern lunch hours.Enigma was just minding his business destroying a plate of dryfried lake Victoria tilapia with ugali.Then BOOM!Waiter analandisha mzinga mbili,moja ya Gordon’s gin na ingine ya JW Blacklabel.‘Been told to request you to choose one’.Enigma akauliza waiter ‘By who and why.Kindly sir,do you see alcohol in any form on my table apart from the sanitizer?’.The waiter replies ‘Pardon my intrusion, it is not the clubs policy to interrupt a customer’s fun.But been requested not to divulge further information’.The Enigma told the waiter ‘Well done,then kindly allow me to enjoy my lunch in peace’.Seems the waiter alikuwa ameonwa ka kitu coz the Enigma aliendelea kubomoa fish kama amesimama tu hapo kando for a whole five minutes.Enigma asked him 'Iko shida boss?'He didn’t reply immediately.But the Enigma noticed that he kept stealing glances to his far left where three hugely rotund women were huddled on three tiny chairs around a tiny table.
Enigma said ‘Niitie supervisor’.The waiter replied ‘Sina ubaya but si uchague tu moja hii story iishe’.Enigma told the waiter ‘Story gani iishe?Ukiendelea kunisumbua I will get up,wash my hands and leave without paying a shilling’.With that statement alibeba mizinga akaishia.
The Enigma destroyed the lake Victoria tilapia akateremsha na a cold stoney tangawizi with ice cubes then paid his bill.Kwa parking akapata wale wamama watatu wakiongea wakicheka nje ya Toyota harrier ya black.Waliona Enigma akiingia ndani ya VW GolfGTI wakacheka saidi.As the Enigma was driving past them mmoja akasema ‘kanatosha aje ndani ya hio toy car na hako ka ego yake kubwa’.The Enigma didn’t give a rats ass after all he doesn’t fuack landwales.The Enigma didn’t know he looks that good for a 37year old.Ukitaka kuwindwa na wamamaz jipeleke Jiweke lunch hours.Na usiwe na kitambi kubwa kama @kush yule mnono otherwise utatingishiwa tu matako ndio ukatiane ulipe billz.
This one sounds edited story, Enigma, we all know you as a pussy follower and a pussy thirty person. One who will never leave pussy go without hittting. Engima, tuambie tu ukweli. Ulienda 4sam
slevyn
July 8, 2022, 8:10am
14
mbicha of momo or it never happened
Kijana chap ,sijawahi patana na mjinga Kama wewe , wewe ni mjinga wa wajinga
Uongoooooo… Hii ni uongo bana.
Ungesema 1967 BMW series 3 ingekuwa better :D:D:D
Shoga muite kwani atado ?[ATTACH=full]449213[/ATTACH][ATTACH=full]449214[/ATTACH]ita msenge mwenzako @Weyn na mkuje na mama yenu . stupid
@Agwambo Give us a tome of your life escapades.
Stori za jaba
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