Your are hereby urged to submit your entry for the talkers of the year awards in various categories. Eg.
Ifluencial talker
Most respected talker.
Hekayarist of the year.
Comedian of the year.
Most hated talker.
Mod of the year
Creative talker etc.
Turedio panguza vumbi.
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Your…
Elder statesman…
Most respected: Sani
Hekayarist: Chifu
Comedian: Panyaste, who else?
Most hated: Mzito hakimoto
Mod of the year: Kende mosi
Creative talker: Makena
The ‘wangapi wamekula hii’ nonsense has messed up the site, nothing to talk about
mongoose si ungeweka pole/poll
hapa mtu ana vote aje??
Sio poll you just nominate someone .
@Electronics4u weka poll …
na 20k ya winner
@administrator 20k sindio
Bonobo of the Year: Ndindu & Bingwa Scotrum
Herod was the elder this village deserved, but not the one it needed right now. So the mods hunted him, they condemned him, set the dogs on him…
Kimeibio.
Most well-spoken ambassador of ktalk - Pendejo
Most hated ni the Arab gey @Bingwa Scrotum
Kiiihiiii of the year: obvious munamjua
i nominate myself as the best in everything
It can be anybody but not Sani
The people with the most nominations go to the poll. Nominations are fine, coz talkers may even come up with another category not thought of by the admean
Mod: @Electronics4u
Though huwa kanatusiana pia
Pia wenye wameshika mkia need to be recognized for the sake of increasing posting quality. Here we go…
Beta male of the year: @rexxsimba
MGTOW of the year: @Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii
Village idiot of the year: @digi
Most respected: No such thing here. Everyone gets sweeps even the admin. And I think that’s for the best. Could never happen in Senate.
Hekayarist: @Lerionka. That story about his time in Mombasa was brilliant. And how he learned his wife was playing him.
Comedian: everyone has their moments I think
Most hated: @T.Vercetti and his multiple h̶a̶n̶d̶l̶e̶s̶ personalities
Mod of the year: they’re mods. Hard to say who is better than the other. What criteria do you use?
Creative talker: @King Robert Baratheon posts a variety of content
Honourable mentions
@Agwambo-The brothel king. Knows where to find the lanyes in every town, city and village.
@D… Mungai-Real life birrionea bachelor
@rexxsimba-most likely to die in coitus with a XXXXL size landwhale
@digi-village key-hee
Case closed.