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@Vinnywaf @Starscream mark register prissss ama tuanze kuchanga za lee funeral
DM;HS
Huyo ni ile ng’ombe @bad ass
@Vinnywaf ni chokosh ya Luanda market. Ata tuki-succeed kuchanga fee za Lee bado watakataa hio mwili isiambukize birrionaires ufukara huko afterlife.
Unajua mapoko wangapi huuliwa? This is 1dead vs 1000 dead.
Feminist wanafurahi sana. Post the statistics
@Starscream uko poa?
Ataenda kusema nini heaven…
Atasema alikuwa anajaribu kutii amri ya kujaza dunia.
It must be Bingwascotrum the arab has been missing in action
Judge: Eleza nini Kilifanyika mnamo tarehe nane miaka kadha iliyopita?
Mshatakiwa: Kusema kweli…Mimi niliikuwa shughuli zangu upande ya river road, mara nkaona vitu swafi vimeanikwa, hapo sikuwa na otherwise…rungu ilisimama kwa hasira nyingi sana, nkajua leo rungu lazima ing’are.
Judge: Sawa kabisa. Eleza nini kilitokea baada ya kung’arisha rungu?
Mshatakiwa: Kusema kweli, Nliskia msuri saidi nka vaa long’i nkaanza kutoka. Roho ilikuwa na furaha mpito mpito. Lakiiini kabla nitoke kwa hio mlango …mara nkasikia kuja hapa nani!!! unaenda wapi napesa yetu.
Judge: Endelea…
Mshatakiwa: Walinishika kwa ngufu wakani rarua rarua. Nikajipata mahututi i say…
Judge: Kwa nini hukutaka kulipa pesa yake?
Mshatikiwa: aaaaah aliinita sweet heart, tajiri wangu… akaniambia “yangu ni tamu kama sunguch kuja uonje”. Papo hapo nikajua siwezi mind kulipa ksh 93.
Judge: Umepatikana na makosa ya kuchafua kuma na pesa ya maji na sabuni hutaki kutoa. Kaa pale na mamako. hakuna kuma ya bure. Bloody chieth!!! …>
Ili iwe funzo
@Trojanex aka @Webdev ndio jamaa wa Mombasa…
@Starscream ako hapa
Huyu ni @MpendaKuma
Inakuanga in the line of duty…so hapa it’s the case of man biting a dog.
How will he defend himself before St. Peter at the pearly gates? Atasema aliuliwa na nini? Huyo anaenda hell, amekufa kijinga kama senator mkamba
No no no it’s not that white man Peter the Gates of Zion are guarded by Joseph Hill Culture aka keeper of Zion Gates
:D:D:D
Miusoma posts za ma ghassia hapa zikisema vile zilitumia pokoste doh kwa mpesa halafu zika reverse nawahurumia tu.Siku zao 40 hazijafika.Zikifika, even The Most High huwa ameweka signature akasema SAWA,asonge by any means necessary,chupa ya kichwa,knife kwa roho thru the ribs,ama hata ridhe kwa kichwa by a random kidungi holding lanye.Lesson here is heshimu hustle za watu.Kama huna pesa kaa nyumbani ungurumishe bajaji mosmos.No one will ever mob justice you for finishing tonnes of arimis in your house as you nyonga your tumbili.