Talkers are the Most Weird Species in the Universe

The kind of people her leaves you wondering where they were harvested from.
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[li]@FieldMarshal CouchP has been 65 since 2012. Besides, he likes seeing (pantyless) girls climb up his wall to steal fruits. Lately, he admitted that he felt like killing a baby coz the baby behaved naturally- crying. Guka, shika hii ukule brarre fakkin.[/li][/ol]
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  1. @Tommy Lee Sparta
    This guy has misadventures with the female species. Seems like he has a big penis to the point that once he ferks, either inatokea kwa mdomo thereby provoking puking or it suffocates the mbiches to the point of blacking out. Get a wheelbarrow to carry your dcik. cc @swidfil makanji.
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  2. @admin
    S/he happens to be the weirdest character. No form, feelings, emotions or known political or sexual orientation. As mysterious as the other slum’s admin aka @Nefertities. The only thing we know about him/her is the virus attack on his osungu.dll. Admin, shika hii.
    https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7wQYzAYVH-8PL7duFEhdherl9WmRLdCIFVJ_esVhy2kTUkKuaWQ

  3. @kush yule mnono is one saddist guy who once ended burning an entire plot just because of a cat. Seriously Kush? Wewe continue riding nduthi.
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  4. @mishty nayeye ni weird kuruka. She enjoys a bath in the Ganges and yet complains everyday about our filthy streets. Babe, stop these double standards. Feel at home in KE.
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  5. @Gio, sijui niseme nini. Learn to live your life. What is the latest project?
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  6. Then there is the @dark massai, a guy so heartless that he would con his wife and sell her fake FP pills. Nigga, get a heart.
    http://storygag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/man-without-heart.jpg

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…umewatafutia hadi zile ‘cover’ za dvd? :smiley:

@Gio come uelezee how your new invention works.
Hehehe

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@dark massai ndio mimi ushindwa yeye uishi aje na zile vitu amefanya kwa hii life.

:D:Ddude, huu ujinga mnatoanga wapi?

:D:D:D @Gio nadai hio invention asap

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Dark Maasai should really commit suicide.God will understand

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:eek::eek::D:eek::D:D:D:eek:

Nangoja wajitoe

@aviator unasumbua

@vuja deek Chieth, kwani aviator alikuvuja dcik mpaka unahallucinate na yeye?

The tissue works like a conveyor belt for shiet.

Kwa hindanet.

How did I forget you? Wait for Season 2.

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Mureithi jr alikamua mboch tena?

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I read your content, I check name and your avator and laugh really hard. I presume look like that guy inthat avator

:D:D:D

Hio ya Gio imeweza, laziness at its highest peak

Apana, siku hizi anakamuanga mama naskia naitwa Mrs. Vuja.

Hehehehehehe, hio sio picha yangu.

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Hio ya chef Raphael @Gio nayo imeweza … hehe

Ha ha

He he