digi
March 9, 2020, 5:58pm
1
I remember once when Ngimanenes dad, ngimanono gave him some cash to pay for their electricity bill. He deposited cash on mpesa and placed a bet on Southampton beating Manchester united by 5 goals to zero. When he got home he explained to ngimanono and ngimanini his young bro how wise he was.
The dad was very excited and went to the bedroom promising to bring Ngimanene some milk, moments later he appeared with a nyahunyo made from hippopotamus njuthe and beat the daylights out of Ngimanene. After the beatings, the chap ran out where he was bitten by the neighbors dog chiet tak tak, the dog chiet tak tak was old and had loose teeth, one remained on ngimane es backside,
Ngimanini came out running to help older brother with a cane, he hit Ngimanene on his neck, breaking it.
He is admitted at ibilis hospital, it’s sad but let’s pray for the Ngimanenes
digi:
I remember once when Ngimanenes dad, ngimanono gave him some cash to pay for their electricity bill. He deposited cash on mpesa and placed a bet on Southampton beating Manchester united by 5 goals to zero. When he got home he explained to ngimanono and ngimanini his young bro how wise he was.
The dad was very excited and went to the bedroom promising to bring Ngimanene some milk, moments later he appeared with a nyahunyo made from hippopotamus njuthe and beat the daylights out of Ngimanene. After the beatings, the chap ran out where he was bitten by the neighbors dog chiet tak tak, the dog chiet tak tak was old and had loose teeth, one remained on ngimane es backside,
Ngimanini came out running to help older brother with a cane, he hit Ngimanene on his neck, breaking it.
He is admitted at ibilis hospital, it’s sad but let’s pray for the Ngimanenes
Malisa hio ghasia takataka
digi:
I remember once when Ngimanenes dad, ngimanono gave him some cash to pay for their electricity bill. He deposited cash on mpesa and placed a bet on Southampton beating Manchester united by 5 goals to zero. When he got home he explained to ngimanono and ngimanini his young bro how wise he was.
The dad was very excited and went to the bedroom promising to bring Ngimanene some milk, moments later he appeared with a nyahunyo made from hippopotamus njuthe and beat the daylights out of Ngimanene. After the beatings, the chap ran out where he was bitten by the neighbors dog chiet tak tak, the dog chiet tak tak was old and had loose teeth, one remained on ngimane es backside,
Ngimanini came out running to help older brother with a cane, he hit Ngimanene on his neck, breaking it.
He is admitted at ibilis hospital, it’s sad but let’s pray for the Ngimanenes
You gathered all your comebacks to Ngimanene in one post.
digi
March 9, 2020, 6:17pm
4
Let’s pray for our fellow elder. May he get well soon and resume wonderful village discussions.
magreb
March 9, 2020, 6:28pm
5
What is this country coming to?!!:D:D
@dooooooooogi kíhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii
I find this awkwardly stupid and bland
Niaje @Mundial ? Kamuliwa mkia porepore ghasia pundaa hii
Jipe shughuli inbred bottom faggot. Wacha kunifuatafuata kama unataka kunyonya. Kumanyoko msenge ibilisi wewe…
Kwani alipelekwa Siberia?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Nikka
March 10, 2020, 7:49pm
15
digi:
I remember once when Ngimanenes dad, ngimanono gave him some cash to pay for their electricity bill. He deposited cash on mpesa and placed a bet on Southampton beating Manchester united by 5 goals to zero. When he got home he explained to ngimanono and ngimanini his young bro how wise he was.
The dad was very excited and went to the bedroom promising to bring Ngimanene some milk, moments later he appeared with a nyahunyo made from hippopotamus njuthe and beat the daylights out of Ngimanene. After the beatings, the chap ran out where he was bitten by the neighbors dog chiet tak tak, the dog chiet tak tak was old and had loose teeth, one remained on ngimane es backside,
Ngimanini came out running to help older brother with a cane, he hit Ngimanene on his neck, breaking it.
He is admitted at ibilis hospital, it’s sad but let’s pray for the Ngimanenes
You forgot to mention it is a manispaa hospital:D
digi
April 16, 2020, 5:30am
17
Welcome back @Ngimanene na matharo
kĮhiiiiiii humbwa koko ya manspaa chiet taktak ibilis