“Hi wadaku…im so furious yaaani…leo nmechomoka job mapema nkasema ctaenda home wacha nipitie kwa boyfriend ni msurprise akitoka job.I got keys to his apartment.kufika nimefreshen up afterwards nikaweka movie.Nkaskia kusnack nka head kwa kitchen nkweka, cold delmonte na nka prepare nodules.Before nitoke nka sema wacha ni snoop kiasi, soo nkaanza kufungua cabinets za kitchen kucheck wats inside…sa stori iko apa…Nimefungua one of the cabinets zenye hua chini ya sink nkaona a black paperbag izi kubwa watu hupewa na caretaker za kuweka takataka.Aii nkashindwa uyu naye alishindwa kupeleka garbage outside akaziweka apa…nkazitoa nkafungua …kucheck inside ata c takataka.kuna hand bag ya dem,some clothes,shoes a pair of flats na high heels,swimming costume,panty,lipstick na eyepencil.Kucheck izo nguo zinakaa za a big girl(momo ) waaatt!! Nmetokwa na wazimu nka beba hicho kipaperbag sitting room nka mkol aka pik eti “Hi bbe” nmeshindwa ata nta mwambia nini hang up.now amekol missed calls kadhaa cjapick.He’s not aware im at his place.I’ve returned that ki paperbag kwa kitchen.Now im seated here waiting for him atoke job.He’s going to face my wrath.Ata cjui ntaanza kumconfront aje wadakus niipeeni advice tafadhali.Right now im breathing fire!!!”
That shows how messed up this generation is, badala manzi apikie bwana chakula kitamu cha kupendeza she just sits there and waits while snooping around! Assuming she had not unearthed those clothes that guy would come home to a hug, DFHKM, Del Monte and Noodles, DA fuq!!!
Imagine that! How can anyone expect a good DFHKM when she has fed you on noodles? by the way sex makes me very hungryand have to go rummage the kitchen for a supplementary meal or sum’ich…
Points taken from the hekaya, huyo boyfriend ni @uwesmake the Momo and gilbeys lover. Just a heads up uncle fika kwa keja late upate hako kamanze kamelala otherwise utakuwa na maswali kibao za kujibu.
aende anaskia njaa ananyemelea chakula ya bachelor kwa fridge amuache na nini? kama angekua amepika alafu anatafuta pahali pa kuweka uchafu apate hiyo ndio ningemhurumia. Bure kabisa ghasia
Lessons Learnt from this hekaya
1.Hapana patia mdem funguo ya kwako.u always and i repeat always lose any advantage u had over her
2.Mwanaume ni ugali,noodles si chakula