Take a moment and thank God for Kenyan Men..

Baada ya Kuwa dumped remotely, yaani ile ya ku read mood, nimejaribu dating tena. Masaibu!! Sasa hii ni nchi ya wenyewe, nikakapata Ethiopian, nikasema this one is from neighbouring country nikakubali date. Firstly, Jamaa akasema we can only order one plate halafu he ate all my food:(. Nikakula kwa macho, then he ordered a bottle of wine and said, " let’s finish this we go to adult world, buy condom and go book a room we fuck". I told him let’s see where the relationship goes. Jamaa akaenda toilet and that is the last I saw of him…" After waiting for 30 mins nikalipa bill and removed myself. Na alikojoa kwa mti in the middle of the city on our way for dinner. Team Mafisi is international na Secretary General is from Ethiopia.

BINGWA BANA UTATUSMBUA MPAKA LINI ?

They think u are me

…so perhaps the 1st person I should explain myself to… is you.

Your taste in men is what is questionable. Juu uliona ni nywele makamasi ndio ukamkimbilia? Bet you couldn’t wait to tell your girlfriend’s ati you “upgraded” to an Ethiopian lol. I know Kenyan men wako down but it’s better the devil you know than the devil you don’t.

At least I now know who you are

naona ni wewe uko na guidebook ya who to date

Bingwa Unasumbua

Ngombe ya Wenger leo Ozil ameamulia watu…

Ozil ni boy wa nyumbani . Gurdiola ameona moshi .

That match was fixed

Fixer apewe Glenfiddich…

monologue detected.

Be humble like your mum. Kenyan men include your old man too

The truth hurts people. @uwesmake jinyonge we fala mangaa

Moraa mbona unatutusi

Explain ‘wako down’.

Nimetusi uwesmake pekee. Tulia

Self-explanatory