Tafuta Benjamin not Kenyatta

Ule head huncho decided to pay for the whole team for a trip to Lamu asking with getting some good sun of cash. Weuh after the UPS and downs this year… From earning measly salary of 42k in Jan-April to much more right now. All is falling into place.
Kenya ni connections, networking and taking risks…not hard work!

Anybody understand what the heck is being discussed here???

Wacha tungoje talker mwenzake labda anaelewa.

Kweli. Wacha tungoje talker me engine wa basement I.Q kama yake atufanyie translation.

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Nimeelewa kidogo,anasema tafuta Benjaa,dont know why,dont need to find out.He’s partying in lamu going down getting head from a huncho,i think he’s mexican,no? na analipwa 45k kwa hio riba.UPS inakam thru na delivery nikidhani

Kwa hivo Hapo kwa “ups and downs” ni sukuma alichunishwa…?

Son of a bitch can’t write Jack shit … Goddarm!!

Wewe just stick to kunyoa watu…umeharibu zaidi…:D:D

Nilikuwa nadhani sielewi juu nimebomoa ugali kubwa lunch

Nimelewa, pole. Foreign investments ni the way forward, acha kushika visogo za wenyewe. Understand the story the way you want.

Benjamin ni dollars. Anasema mtafute dollars sio Ksh

Lazima wewe na yeye mnapumuliana visogo,umejulia wapi…

Amesema anathigithwo guthigithwo na Benjamin, Kenyatta anathigithana majuu

Aai…enyewe kenyatalk went to the dogs. This is common knowledge,guess it’s not common after all.Heh!

UPS delivery by a guy called Weuh :D:D

Going by your logic, when did we start calling the Kenyan shilling “Kenyatta”

Hata hii unasema siielewi

Unalipwa ngapi kubomolewa kabati?

You sir, have an irrefutable and unhealthy obsession with homosexuality.