Sylvia

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Grundy

You just didn’t give her the tingles. She felt no attraction to you and sadly attraction is not something that can be won by doing good deeds like you did for her. The guy you are calling a loser used to make her pu**y wet and that’s how it is. Now that the alpha males refused to settle with her despite her trying to trap them by getting paged, she now looking for the beta bucks (you) as the last resort.

Damn, that’s harsh! But I will live!

[Ka-Buda]

@Mathaais

The ferk is wrong with you people?
This is a bull and crap story I would expect from M2Random and all you can regurgitate is ‘ferking writing skills’ since that’s what talkers say about the impotent (Yes, Sylvia doesn’t have his kid) old man?
Style up ferkers.

Are you just an angry miserable old fart or do you also suffer from Erectile disfunction?

[Mathaais]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Son @Mzee mzima come for your hormonal cow. It’s menstruating all over…

Huyo nilimalizana na yeye kitambo. Total jackass and a dimwit and I never see any crap he posts, he’s barred from accessing your royal highness.
@Yule Karis Black excites me more.

[Mathaais]

@Ka-Buda

Are you just an angry miserable old fart or do you also suffer from Erectile disfunction?

I can ferk all your sex starved exes till they never think of your miserable 5" excuse of a deek again.

[kitaka19]

Actually you aren’t a loser,this’s a case of complete selfishness and myopic vision, an art most young women have since perfected.I have been there too but I must advise you she’ll still use you again,take my word for it.
Run for the hills,the torrential down pour is coming your way…Let her dry into her sunset years…

[The.Black.Templar]

Uko poa…show her what she missed!

[paparazzi]

That you can write is not in doubt. That you cannot do a simple manly thing as to lure a woman too is also not in doubt. Ati she thought you were joking all the time, ha, weka sura ya mbuzi na umwambie next time you are meeting there will be thunder and it will not be in the sky

[Jay_Ule_Msee]

Ukoo na nguvu mzee al give you that. Mimi iyo maringo angetembesa Kiatu mapema sana.

[Quadro_k4000]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I met Sylvia about 15 years ago. I liked her from the start, her big frame, her natural hair, her flawless dark skin. She was attending the School of Law in Karen.

Many times, I would go and wait for her at the gate in my beat-up pick-up, a Peugeot 504. I must have spent a small fortune on phone bills too.

We never got to ferk though, coz every time I told her I loved her she would laugh it off and tell me to get serious. I was frustrated.

One night, robbers attacked their home in South C. They raped my Sylvia and did other awful things to her.

I remember her telling me every detail, tears in her eyes, of what they did and I felt so mad and helpless. As she took her PEP, I was there for her. I picked her from school at least two times a week and sent her SMSes all the time. It almost broke my other relationship (s).

Time heals everything, and Sylvia learnt to fly again. The glow came back and she started to laugh. She also finished her studies.

My frustration with her got the better of me and we lost touch.

The next I heard she had hooked up with a young boy, a total loser, and she was pregnant. My Sylvia. She had refused all my efforts only to hook up with a loser who beat her up every other day.

Six years ago she called it quits with the loser and almost immediately got into another relationship. She became pregnant again, and the guy bolted.

So my Sylvia now is a singo matha of two, Tutsi and Hutu (different fathas).

Now, yesterday something funny happened. She called me and asked to take her for dinner. I agreed. I needed the distraction, and yes, I wanted to see her.

I took her to this Chinese place near Yaya and we talked for hours. I for one wanted to find out why she never ever felt anything for me.

The long and short of it is that she told me I was never serious with her. That she always thought I was joking. I was bewildered. Kwani all the efforts I put she thought it was for what?

Then she told me that back then, she was young and made mistakes, such as the loser who used to beat her. She told me that she was now lonely, and could do anything to go back in time to get a good man who would love her. She dropped hints that she was now available to me.

As I chewed on a prawn and sipped my red, I felt sad for my Sylvia. Time is a bitch, and 42 and two kids ain’t a good place to be for a woman.

And yet, there’s a kacertain sense of satisfaction I feel inside, I confess.

I mended her wings when she was down. I took her through PEP (back then, in 2007, it was awful) I called her. Countless times I waited at the gate of her school and drove her home. And all for what?

Only for her, a full lawyer, to leave me high and dry for a loser who abused her. And then hook up with yet another man and get his kid. Again.

Perhaps karma is a bitch, or am just a sore loser.

One thing I know though. The love I once felt for Sylvia is kinda of gone.

May be.

Perhaps.

Hopefully.

Shit, I feel like a loser myself.

…Guks, you have a way with wordings, that’s what my Swahili teacher used to say ‘mtiririko’…nevertheless Pole! It’s called Fate!

[Guru]

She was young, you were old. She wanted to live her age. Trouble followed her, not her mistake, only fisis who take advantage of her good heart. Bury the hatchet and take her. If she was lovely, she is still is.

[Jay_Ule_Msee]

I also had a Sylvia by the way and story line is almost same. Very confused women that name.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Guru

She was young, you were old. She wanted to live her age. Trouble followed her, not her mistake, only fisis who take advantage of her good heart. Bury the hatchet and take her. If she was lovely, she is still is.

OK, let’s think this through.

She has TWO kids with TWO different men. Then I add one or two kids of my own.

Yaani on any given day three different men could knock on her door to ask for their kid.

Remember too that I have OTHER kids with OTHER women ( at least 3).

So ours will be a family of THREE men and FOUR women, all connected by kids.

That’s pretty ferked up don’t you think?

[M-Pesa]

Mzee there is only one thing I can advise you to do and that is RUN very very fast and then RUN some more…
Anywei sijawahi elewa mbona madem husema ati msee hayuko serious na saa hyo umejaribu yako yooooote!!

[Mathaais]

I have no kind words for an aging old man being used as a doormat. If you hadn’t wisened up to some of these things in your youth be guaranteed you are a loser.
No amount of education can teach you some life things.

[Quadro_k4000]

@Guru

She was young, . She wanted to live her age. Trouble followed her, not her mistake, only fisis who take advantage of her good heart. Bury .

…Aca, Nope! there’s a veeeery thin line betwixt ‘those’ prepositions.

[Ice_Cube]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

So ours will be a family of THREE men and FOUR women

heheh hapo hapana bana

[Guru]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

OK, let’s think this through.

She has TWO kids with TWO different men. Then I add one or two kids of my own.

Yaani on any given day three different men could knock on her door to ask for their kid.

Remember too that I have OTHER kids with OTHER women ( at least 3).

So ours will be a family of THREE men and FOUR women, all connected by kids.

That’s pretty ferked up don’t you think?

Give attention to her only then if it is possible. Not necessarily you sire with her.

[tombayeye]

kwanza kabisa,pole kwa sylvia ,in your case that is a dried up river that used to be raging back then,saa hii unless unajua kuswim kwa sand.Hio wachana nayo,the kids are big i presume,kinda awkward after a session of blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr wakijua wewe ndio ulikua unaita ma miungu yote jana usiku.It might be fun to give her some strokes but thats just it,hakuna intimacy,itakua kama nduthi with a post climax conscience.you are a good friend baba even after those bloody years wasted yearning for her loins

[Quadro_k4000]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

OK, let’s think this through.

She has TWO kids with TWO different men. Then I add one or two kids of my own.

Yaani on any given day three different men could knock on her door to ask for their kid.

Remember too that I have OTHER kids with OTHER women ( at least 3).

So ours will be a family of THREE men and FOUR women, all connected by kids.

That’s pretty ferked up don’t you think?

…weeeeeuee!

[Quadro_k4000]

@Guru

Give attention to her only then if it is possible. Not necessarily you site with her.

…Hehehe Remember it’s not actually possible.