Sweet accident

So two weeks ago i met this lady while i was on tour of duty pale westlands , ok she happened to slightly knock my vehicle as she was reversing and came out with fifty apologies promising to pay the damages .

Shiko ’ am so sorry i didnt mean to knock your vehicle ’
Navy seal ’ its ok , we can just talk it over ’
Shiko ’ ill pay all the damages , here is my card am Shiko ’
Navy seal ’ am Uncle , here is my business card , can we talk it over lunch ?’
Shiko ’ not today i have a meeting at 3 na hii jam ya westy its hard ’

idlers ’ huyo mama ameku gonga alipe buanaaaa ’

Navy seal ’ its okay ill call you later and update you on the damages , nice to meet you ’

she left , nikaangalia idler Ochieng hapo na zile macho seal hupea mujahideen before aseme allah akhbar na kumeza bullet aka scatter into an alley .

so the next day i called shiko we spoke for 30 minutes over nonsense , nikirusha mtama tuuu . we met in town during the week had lunch and kept talking during the week . now when i get home there is an app which all my calls, text , watsap , telegram from women go there and its invisible hata nipee nani hii simu huwezi crack so hata bibi anajua password yangu , na bibi si mtiaji after kuzaa hawa watoto wote hasumbui na aki sumbua aende kwao .

Yesterday during my tea break nimeweka CNN on my office TV niwatch kama uncle Trump amelipua hio ndama iko North Korea naskia simu its the cute Shiko ’ Hi Uncle , are you free today , ’ well i was meeting the CEO but i can reschedule '(kelele tu) , ’ thats nice , come over to westlands we have lunch , i am buying ’ , ’ ok ill call you when arrive ’ .

So i tell the GM am feeling unwell and need to visit my specialist in westlands , being the top performer at work the dryfry chaiman nikapewa off . i drove to westlands before the roundabout nikampigia she told me the hotel she was . we have lunch and she orders for a bottle of Johny walker red , usually the only whisky i love is Jameson ( hizo ma hennesy na chivas apan tambua ) but i followed the cue . tukapiga story za ujinga ati ohhhh she is a staunch jubilee supporter since gava humpea tenders nikasema pia mimi ni mtu jubilee infact kimilili tuko nyuma ya uhuru , ooohhhh kim kardashian , johny walker ikasema mimi pia huwatch kwanza kanye west wimbo zake ziko juu( wimbo ya kanye ya mwisho niliskia sijui 1940 , but for coomers sake i can skin a live anaconda ) kidogo kidogo it was 2 and we were drunk already we had started being intimate kidogo hapa i knew the chicken was baking .

’ si we take a room upstairs away from all these noise atleast we talk in peace ’ uttered the dryfry artist , ’ thats okay hata nimechoka kukaa hapa ’ replied the inebriated lady . i pounced like a werewolf to the reception and booked a room . we pranced upstairs , immediately tuliingia i went for the skirt , she responded by taking off my shirt , longi nilikua nimeshatoa na inner in one go the lady was yellow like an over ripe mango nilimbao kama chuma ya SGR . the first two shots nilitumia condom but the other two nilisema fiam fiam . strange how yellow thighs make you erect 2 minutes after cumming using a condom . ’ sijawaitombwa vizuri hivo , i love your dick ’ , hakuna dem hajawai niambia hivo especially okuyu women . ’ we guyz from bungoma are the best , were i not going home to my wife we could go on till morning ’ i boasted , she giggled , pillow talk kiasi , akalala . around 6 pm nikaamka took pics . at around 7 pm we showered . kila mtu akaenda home . mbicha ndio hii comparison ambieni admin ani allow niweke XXX oriji quadrijoint certified .

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Hahaha lakini anko wewe huwa na hekaya funny kinda vile you like comparing. Sasa kumbao kama chuma ya sgr ndio gani? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


Xxx tuwekee vip section (telekram)

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Uambie hao watu wa hoteli wakurudishie pesa kidogo hawakuwa wametandika sheets…

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Uncle kitu muhimu nataka ni hiyo app, ni gani? Nita ku jenga dame shinny eye

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Lakini naona tumekuamini mpaka ukaanza kutuzoea…[ATTACH=full]93964[/ATTACH]

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ziko mob kwanza @Deorro ndio anazitambua zote

Nahurumia women who after sex wanaambiwa pinduka nikupige picha. I don’t know which/who photojournalist does something silly like that unless they are sick morally

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ambia @Deorro akubali niwekeee oriji za coomer , hio ni comparison . last time niliweka ya quadrijoint mara tatu monoballer akanirusha siberia wiki nne .

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dem huwa amelala na pia niko na miwani iko na camera .

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He he .how come wote unawamanga wanakuwanga wameweka pillow kwa kichwa

Hahahaha…mluhya amepatikana. Ata nimeunlike

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Sikuwa nimeoona hii.chieth now this uwes is a fraud …ngombe yeye

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Wewe @uwesmake tuambie yako ni gani… @Deorro njo hapa

Ndio maana hii gala haijui jina ya app anatumia alafu anaitisha support kutoka kwa Deorro…
Kijana uta jitetea ukiwa pande gani?

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@uwesmake ni kama chef @Gio

Am lucky nilisoma comments kwanza

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hii weekend lazima nikule hii nyoka tena

@uwesmake, chesamisi pia mko nyuma ya jicho nyanya?

shocks ukitafuta kuma tamu unaweza sema uwongo yoyote tuko nyuma ya wetangula na mwenye atatuambia tuchague .

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hehe… derailing your own thread boss

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Nappy Seal Bandia…navenye umekuwa ukifanya mafisi huku tuskie inadequate…kwenda huko mkakamuane na Gio…meffi…:D:D:D

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