Sweeps Galore. Miguna 10 Sultan 0.

By MIGUNA MIGUNA

The recent confession by Mombasa Governor Ali Hassan Joho that he obtained a D-Minus in his 1993 KCSE exam before miraculously acquiring two university degrees and amassing wealth has raised numerous important issues that require serious interrogation.

First, can any credible university admit a person with a D-Minus high school grade?

Second, since a D-Minus in the Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education (KCSE) examination is not a bridgeable grade, did the University of Nairobi that admitted Joho to its Bachelor of Commerce (BCom) degree course before he “transferred his credits” to the discredited Kampala International University (KIU) in Uganda commit an indictable offence?

Third, bearing in mind that Joho obtained an E grade in commerce, did the university waive its admission requirements in order to allow him to study the much-sought- after BCom?

LEGAL REQUIREMENT
Fourth, is there any credible explanation why a prominent MP (which is what Joho was when he allegedly joined the KIU) would “transfer” from the most prestigious Kenyan university to a private third-rate institution?

Fifth, how was Joho able to serve as a full-time MP for Kisauni while at the same time complying with academic requirements for a full-time undergraduate programme, including mandatory sessional residency and class attendance in a foreign country?

Sixth, why should an exception be made for Joho to continue serving as Mombasa Governor, a position which constitutionally requires the holder to have a legitimate degree from a university recognised in Kenya, when it’s self-evident that whatever degrees he claims to have could not have been genuinely obtained?

Eric Kiraithe, the Government Spokesman, published an erudite article in the Nation of April 14, in which he argued that Joho “can close this matter very easily” by explaining how he was able to obtain legitimate degrees from universities with a D-Minus.

PROSECUTE JOHO

However, I’m not persuaded that the onus is on Joho to self-incriminate.

As Kiraithe correctly argues, there is absolutely “no [genuine] route to university with a D-Minus”.

The duty is on the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission, Kenya Police Service, Directorate of Public Prosecutions, EACC, Knec, Ministry of Education and the Judiciary to bring Joho and his accomplices, including the University of Nairobi and Greitsa University, to account for what is clearly an open and shut case of conspiracy to defeat justice, academic fraud, forgery and numerous violations of the integrity provisions in Chapter Six of the Constitution.

I’ve read an assortment of lame excuses of Joho by otherwise respected public intellectuals who have tried to diminish the importance of hard work, academic excellence and the centrality of intellectual competence and personal integrity in policy conceptualisation, formulation, application and governance by invoking the late Prof Ali Mazrui’s name and claiming, falsely, that he had “failed” in his “O-Levels” before becoming a world-renowned scholar.

BASED ON MERIT

Mazrui was never involved in forgery and academic fraud.

He repeated his O-Levels, passed and joined Oxford University in England, where he excelled.

In 1975, Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard University.

He did so because he was a true genius who opted to spend most of his time inventing.

Similarly, Steve Jobs, who gave us Apple, dropped out of Reed College.

Like Gates, Jobs was a straight A student who dropped out of university to pursue his creativity and innovation.

Let’s build an integrity-and-merit-based society; not one suffocated by academic fraudsters, forgers and scoundrels.

Mr Miguna is an aspirant for Governor of Nairobi, is a lawyer and an author. [email protected]

Miguna Shaddup. Kura yangu unapata lakini usinimalizie Sultan, yeye ndiye atakayefukuza mazingaombwe ya wapwani (allegedly)

At some point Miguna will need to do more than bash people in his columns. His opponent is not Joho, and the bulk of Nairobi voters do not read the papers or frequent Facebook, Twitter and Ktalk.

With Kibra, Mathare, Mukuru in mind. Blocks whose voters can dilute whatever numbers he gets from his online banter. He needs to be rational and add the numbers…regroup his approach.

Looks like Miguna did not learn from Peter Kenneth’s flop in 2013.

Kufikiria ako better…

Peter Kenneth did not learn from Peter Kenneth’s flop in 2013.

I think Miguna is looking to rebuild his career in politics untill 2022.

Miguna is incapable of learning and changing his approach to life, which is a politician’s strongest tool.

He’s like a car that has only first gear, and he sounds like a kinanda with the volume knob broken and stuck at 10.

Why do you think he has represented himself in court all his life and lost the majority of cases?

Fisked.

Kassin, Kwani Miguna amekula mbuzi yako? He’s capable of doing more than one thing at a time. More importantly if you know he’ll never change, si you let him be? Hata ukifanya nini, he’ll always mangamanga. But I have a suspicion that you just love bashing the sod.

I’d rather have him exercising his gift of garb in useless matters than in him pretending he can convert it into leadership.

Kassin,

I only comment about Miguna whenever another misguided nutcase comes here to endorse the demagogue. I experience him in person in The Hague in 2011, where he’d been sent by JaKuon to come and chochea the ICC charges. Hebungled that appearance too, thinking that he’d just be let into the gallery without prior reservation because he wa Rayila’s envoy.

Look at him figuring out what to do after being locked out:

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When the race for Nairobi Governor takes off, all candidates will need to make physical appearances and shake hands with human beings. Some like Sonko will do it naturally because they are as Oboho as can be. Kidero will clearly look out of place the way he did when he went to eat at Kariakor, but where can Miguna actually interface with anybody? On top of that, I doubt he has the financial menas to set up a team, pay experts and buy services. Heck, he cannot even give his walls in Runda a lick of paint!

Atiriri…

Hahahahahaha! Umemgeuka sasa?

Nope. ‘Lions’ hunt in a pride. One might be fighting laughter but nonetheless… never mind.

I said this guy could make a good Governor but I think he is arrogant and thinks only those who have gone to school to his level have anything to offer. A good leader respects their opponents whether they are sultans or not. As @Nattydread dread has said correctly, “Nairobians” (who coins these silly words/nouns anyway) will need to meet and greet contestants when it comes to the wire. There will be Sonko as an Independent (if they interfere with nominations) and Kidero on one side. Kidero will get NASA votes simply because he is in NASA, not because he has anything to offer. Sonko will get all the votes from the rest because he speaks like them, behaves like them and is most promising in delivering some goodies to them. Peter Kenneth had better sharpen his hammer. He may soon be cracking macadamia nuts in his verandah watching TV as IEBC pretends to tally results.

Thanks @ochithunder. Correction: Miguna disses even those educated 3 levels above him.

Good thing is that he is too broke to go beyond Twitter.