SURVIVAL TACTICS

A fortnight ago I was walking along Tom mboya avenue when came across a crowd of people surrounding a pickpocket who had just stolen a phone and given it to his friends who managed to escape.

guys started beating this guy till he fell down . when he felt down I noticed that one of his hand was inside his trouser and the other was shielding his head.

it did not take long for me to find out what was going on inside his trouser. when the hand came out he had a gift that was inspired by nature it was simply genius. what I saw to say the least it was both disturbing and nasty the mob cleared in no time.

guys we’re running nikama alikua ametoa safety pin ya grenade.I don’t know how I found myself at aga Khan walk.

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alitoa nini kwa mfuko??

Let me guess, shit?

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I said inside his trousers not the pocket jamaa alikunia kwa mkono.

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Yaani unataka kusema those guys go round with a full bowel just in case shonde itahitajika?

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machokosh kitambo used the same mode of assault, no one likes shit… except assholes!

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And @kingolonde

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ngoja akuwekee ile mbisha yake

Yenyewe @kingolonde like sh!t…

@old monk kula hiyo, brare sirre.
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Hata wewe chukua hiyo. Sirre

Huyu @kingolonde, my first hekaya nikiwa nv alinipatia hii zawadi, gif, sitawahi sahau

mbona mkimbie mnge muforce akule

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