sunymango kushambuliwa hadharani

so saturday after kupeleka nyanya zangu makutano nikaamua kuhudhria mazishi ya wakinī. who was also my neighbor.
sasa,to be brief since a faggot here told me i say tooooo much,ikafika pahali ya speeches, single matha mwingine mzee ivi akapewa nafasi na mc aongee kwa niaba ya familia n she said many things among this, "wamama wa hii kijiji nimewaheshimu sana kwa maana mie ngīthie gatuma (nikizurura zurura usiku) sijawahi patana na mmoja wenu nakuanga peke yangu, pili ningeomba wale wanaume walikua wakitembelea njuguna(of course not his real name) wasiache kuja hii boma sababu ameaga mbali ningewaomba wakati mtu anatembea hii boma na shopping yake awe akija huku ameandamana na bibi yake kwa sababu sitaki mama junior ambie haranio na aka ao(a collide na their wives)
no kurī matarī rukobe ta gathuri kangī karīmaga nyanya na haha ngurumo,ona kaba uguo machini yako ya mbao yaiiro tondu koro nīgatuirie mbia kangīthūkītie micii mīingi muno
acio mahana ūguo ngūmoria na gītīo gūkū matikanakinye! translated as there those wa tabia mbaya kama kamzee kengine kanauzanga nyanya, hao wasiwe wakija.( i stood up n left)
the lady hates me just coz akitoka makutano asubuhi (having worked the whole night) nami ndo huwa naenda
she is also the source of rumours that i was raruaing my neighbors wife akiwa kwake nami kwangu thro a fence that
separate the two shambas. asked how was that possible she said i have a very long dick n they believed her since shes a whore. but mimi zangu za nyanya hatawahi onja.
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Okay… I think that faggot was right. How do you “woke up and left” a funeral

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you scumbag! ive edited that!

si wote wanelewe kisapere. gunia ii

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HUNGEWEKA KISAPERE MINGI HIVO BOSS

Yaani umeamua utaruka mwaka ukiwa VE sindio? Lakini hapo pa long d*ck naona huyo malaya alikupigia debe kapsaa, ata kama ilikua unintentional.

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Ok, so your name is inspired by that Sunnymango factory near Makutano? That’s very uncreative.

that poko lacks tact…we do not use funerals to attack other mourners even if they are potential opportunists…[SIZE=1]well, except in the western region…[/SIZE]

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hapo ndio niliona hii ni chieth!

tulia ametranslate kwanza tuambie io user name yako in maanisha nini.

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mine is a nickname,kuja makutano naitwa “mtu wa sunymango” since that where i lie to them natoka. where is the creativity in the name maathais ama we ndo owner wa io supermarket? faggot

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Hii ni gani tena?

He he, older talkers know the original version. It was tweaked a bit to be more respectable.

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Huyo ‘single matha’ anataka fimbo ya sunnymango…

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Be generous, give it is her. She needs it

Hii peleka kikuyutalk.com

Iko sawa kapsa, I was waiting for the avais and the dialect spoken in that area but wewe naleta textbook kiuk.

Mathice

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@sunnymango wewe hukimbilia gari kuuza nyanya? If so, you sold me rotten tomatoes on Sato.

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@guru,apana mie huwauzia wenye watauza kwa wholesale so ata kama ni yangu it was indirectly

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