There are very good reasons why I will not go for swimming anytime soon. On Saturday I decided to go swimming since the hot weather was very tempting. As I am doing my kamia nguku styles (back stroke) in the pool, some lady walks in with her 3kg of makeup. She dives in the pool and immediately the water turns into cappuccino…Ala…enough of swimming so I leave the pool to the changing room.
Here in the changing room men are very free mammals.
Thats why men can pee on walls, bushes or just behind the matatu. I find a certain dude sitting with his swimming costume on one of the benches. He wants to dry up because he has no towel, so he has to spread himself up like a lizard. I remove my costume, start wiping myself dry. I turn and the ninja is looking at me…okey thats weird…very…I continue wiping myself.
The ninja says; vipi bro? Here we go now, I tell myself this must be one of them. what he doesn’t know is that I have an army knife which is stil unused in my bag pack. Then he drops a more worse line!! Ati uko na vaseline unisaidie nayo? Hahah bro…broo… Me I give you Vaseline? like really after you staring at me? Shonoka …sina jipake mate!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D… Evening made. Thank you.
ungekuwa unaekwa maji nairobi women hospital…ocpd kwa news akisema " the suspect is still at large , i urge boys with big buttocks and boobs to be cautious in swimming pool and gym changing rooms"
Kijana kama matako iko karibu kufikia ya vera sidika ogelea kwa bucket nyumbani…kuna ma ex mathare hizo streets…
First time swimmers never know the swimming basics. jamaa alikua tu anakuomba mafuta juu hata towel hana
Shiat umefanya nipasuke ka chizi…
Haki that guy is innocent of all crimes and sins you accused him of in your mind I swear…