Suggestion on Titles/ Bylines

[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]I want to start by congratulating the @admin and his mods for the creation and growth of this village.
Then apologies for placing this thread in General instead of Suggestions. I think it will be seen by more people here then it can be moved when members contribute.
My issue is rather simple and petty even. Titles/ bylines.
Juzi elders were asking after elder, what next?
I was thinking we could have unique titles or byline according to one’s online persona. In fact, I prefer the name byline rather than title.
For example @Meria Mata although he has a big title, it does not show his special skill that brought him the status. I think if his title were Village Mo Amin, even a spy coming in from the cold would tell that the handle belongs to a guy actively involved in mbisha business.
If @Luther12 were Village doctor, you would not need be told what his major contribution is.
@1776 could be the village Jeremy Clarkson or sumn.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]@FP could be Village Nympho.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]@Guru Village momo.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]@gashwin could be Village Wordmaster/ Grammar Nazi.
@Ebru Village Heshan Da Silva
Village butcher is also up for grabs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]Ktalkers are a quirky lot. They are not the typical stiff Kenyan and these titles would add to the eccentricity of the village.[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]Point is, it would help align members who are known for something with their specialty.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]Now, what about the rest of us? Members who feel justified in asking for a title would inbox mods and come up with suitable bylines.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]It can be done. Mods are changing their bylines/ titles all the time. Without members there would be no village no mods so @admin please find a way of gathering views from the Talkers. If majority agree, then consultation on requested bylines would start.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]Advantages:[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]1. Changamsha the village. Clearly it would be fun to view as a guest and see Village Headmaster, Village Judas and other weird characters.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]2. Make members feel involved in choosing how their Ktalk persona is projected.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]3. Make NVs feel that they do not have a long way to go to VE. If they show strength in for example IT, they could earn a title like Village Steve Jobs or sumn.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]4. Break the stagnation at VE.[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]Disadvantages:[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]1. Some members might be left out as they might miss a clear specialty.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]2. Members may want to change byline often. This could be countered by enabling a member to change for themselves or limit the period to change to maybe 2/3 months whatever.[/FONT]

[FONT=Georgia][COLOR=rgb(20, 20, 20)]Even Fb is a long way from where it started. When they re-invent it does not mean it is bad. No. Sometimes you have to keep refreshing to maintain momentum. Ktalk does not have to remain the way it was in 2014.[/FONT]
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following with a microscope but am not in mbisha business.
na tukifwata suggestion yako @Tommy Lee Sparta ata kua Undisputed Ngwati Master/Elder

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not literally or in real life.
just to mean you keep us updated and mostly with pictorial evidence

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TLS apewe Village Hugh Heffner

would this be a perfect title for me, MERIA NEWS NETWORK?

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mariachi awe village makende

Rhymes with your handle more. nimekurushia hio

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i like this suggestion.
my only caveat would be lazima uwe village elder first so that posts zako zikaguliwe ndio ukipewa byline, you’ve earned it.
si ka NV anakam hapa anateta yeye ndio Village Designer na kazi yake ni kujikuna matako.

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:smiley: wait. I got it.
Village Murdoch.

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Nmain actors in chokosh wars wapewe title gani?

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@Ka-Buda can be Village Kardashian.

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Ted Turner is much better

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Village Frog na sio priss

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village soccer punter
village jerry springer
village whore
village architect
village psycophant one
village jack of all…
village economist
village private developer
village fashionista
village alien (Wong)
village whooping boy hated by all
village pang’angarist
village…
up for grabs submit your CVS…

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR,

why not let the villagers nominate you? kizuri chajiuza, kibaya chajitembeza kama @Female Perspective

hahaha!!! Gai!! Sawa tu…

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Ror

What would @Bingwa Scrotum be known for?

I keep saying people should be banned for 72hrs for plagiarism as soon as csi can show where stuff was lifted without citing sources…

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Meria Mata si village elder…

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village sensei

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