Stupid things we Kenyans say

News & Politics
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Uhuru is rich he won’t steal(More corruption than ever before)

Ruto is from a poor family and works hard, he won’t steal(Currently rich enough to loan to Kenya)

Raila fought for freedom and exposes corruption, he won’t steal (hilarious :D)

Gideon Moi, what the hell do people say about him? (The fact that some people actually entertain another Moi being president :eek: Nigga talks Kiswahili of the noseo_O)

Mudavadi, he’s speaking about corruption and debt he can be president(Wasnt he involved in Goldenberg or Anglo leasing?)

Leteni hizo zingine…

2

The dumbest of them all is this one.

Leave politics to politicians.

3

We are not ready for another Kyuk president. (What if we get a good guy like Kibaki but he’s a Kyuk?)

4

wacha niende hivi nakam

5

[ol]
[li]We knew Jubilee was a failure but we voted them in to spite Raila and confine him to Bondo. [/li][li]Uhuru ametuonyesha vumbi but Raila akisimama tena bado tutapigia Uhuru,[/li][li]Uhuru sii mbaya, naibu wake Ruto ndio analeta shida.[/li][/ol]