Stupid talkers

[karema-hitI]

Here you have to tiptoe around guys lest they catch seriously and vamoose… Ata kwa hii thread vile inaenda kuna mtu amenaza ma feerings

[uwesmake]

@gashwin

although saa singine unakuaga oblivious…

mzee unasumbua

[Ole_Wenu1]

@Thagichu

How could I forget you? What are you in this village? A perfect example of a talker lacking seriousness of purpose. Just there like a pile of bovine excreta

Trust me I like it that way.
Admin doesn’t award anything to outstanding contributors.
Just some boolshiet titles devoid of any meaning.

[Illuminated]

@Thagichu

Am referring to those talkers who are just here but never noticed.

See, we have had Jirani whom we all remember for Shiny eyes and Meffi. There’re also his nemesises Wakanyama and Bingwa famous for Pure blood and Mtu alule kwao slogans. Uwesmake and his Momos, CoachP and his Rants, cloe and her blondeness , Mulosi the mono-baller, Manki and the KLost suspensions, Guru and Kip Diaries, etc. These are talkers who once they are mentioned, there is something to associate them with.

The stupid talkers are those that are just there ndee. yaani, unajua jina lakini nothing to attribute to this talker. For example, nikitaja @Mjuaji, what comes to your mind? Nothing! Ama mtu kama @captain obvious. Niggas have been here for a whole year and still there is nothing to show out of it. Mtu kama @Alchemist ako tu hapa kama sikio. @GreyWorm naye ametulia kama minyoo kwa meffi. Ama @madella, nigga is a VE nearing VS but nothing notable about him except a silly name.

Afathari @Ka-Buda na umama yake ama @Gio with his lies.

Style up schupit talkers.

PS: Mtu asiniulize mimi najulikana na nini. Nitamtusi.

So you think anybody recognizes your presence here…

[Jimit]

Na mimi

[Kasighau]

Aki hii kijiji ina Wenda wazimu. Yaani @Thagichu , you couldn’t stay chini ya maji even for a month. The real you had to surface I guess

[uwesmake]

@Ole_Wenu

Trust me I like it that way.
Admin doesn’t award anything to outstanding contributors.
Just some boolshiet titles devoid of any meaning.

Mathighs ukipigwa RKO tena @Mzee mzima ulie uanze kulia ukiambia admin umehama kijiji uunde handle ingine ama mpaka upate menstrual periods .

[system]

@Fala 12

aviator hii dryspell itakuua. yule inlaw wako disabled alipona akuwekelee uzito tena? ama uende casualty ward ukashugulikie hao wanaume hawapati coomer huko

@uwesmake

swafi @aviator

Why are you calling me aviator?

[Ole_Wenu1]

@uwesmake

Mathighs ukipigwa RKO tena @Mzee mzima ulie uanze kulia ukiambia admin umehama kijiji uunde handle ingine ama mpaka upate menstrual periods .

He he, sambazia kadogi bundles kakuje kaanze kuhara hara hapa na mdomo.

[system]

@Jimit

Na mimi

Uko tu kama flowerport, only that you ain’t good looking.

@Kasighau

Aki hii kijiji ina Wenda wazimu. Yaani @Thagichu , you couldn’t stay chini ya maji even for a month. The real you had to surface I guess

Am not whom you think i am.Whoever will get my former handle correct (and provide support documents) atakunywa crate kwa bill yangu.

[Alchemist]

@Thagichu

atakunywa crate

So you have a mouth big enough to fit a crate? And since you do, did you have to be stupid enough to think everyone does?
Enyewe sisemi uko chini, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone. You add no value on earth, just subtractions with your crate fitting mouth.

[system]

@Alchemist

So you have a mouth big enough to fit a crate? And since you do, did you have to be stupid enough to think everyone does?
Enyewe sisemi uko chini, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone. You add no value on earth, just subtractions with your crate fitting mouth.

I recommend you get a lesson on how to do insults. hii yako ni flat haishiki. Tukiwa watoto, ndio tulikua tunatukanana ati big mouth, funny eyes, etc. Uliza M4 akufunze how to do it.

But I can tell you how to get famous. Why not try something like starting a support group for premature-born talkers? There will be you, @Karis yule black, @screwplus, @Purr_27, @karema-hitI and of course @incognitus. Then every morning, unaweka thread ya kukumbusha watu wamwagilie hizo incubators zenu maji moto, hata kama ni ku-ejaculate hapo.

Ngite!

[WuTang]

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Napita tu.

[Abba]

@Thagichu

Am referring to those talkers who are just here but never noticed.

See, we have had Jirani whom we all remember for Shiny eyes and Meffi. There’re also his nemesises Wakanyama and Bingwa famous for Pure blood and Mtu alule kwao slogans. Uwesmake and his Momos, CoachP and his Rants, cloe and her blondeness , Mulosi the mono-baller, Manki and the KLost suspensions, Guru and Kip Diaries, etc. These are talkers who once they are mentioned, there is something to associate them with.

The stupid talkers are those that are just there ndee. yaani, unajua jina lakini nothing to attribute to this talker. For example, nikitaja @Mjuaji, what comes to your mind? Nothing! Ama mtu kama @captain obvious. Niggas have been here for a whole year and still there is nothing to show out of it. Mtu kama @Alchemist ako tu hapa kama sikio. @GreyWorm naye ametulia kama minyoo kwa meffi. Ama @madella, nigga is a VE nearing VS but nothing notable about him except a silly name.

Afathari @Ka-Buda na umama yake ama @Gio with his lies.

Style up schupit talkers.

PS: Mtu asiniulize mimi najulikana na nini. Nitamtusi.

Hope umevaa helmet. [SIZE=1]Kwanza hiyo minyoo inayo itwa Ascaris captain obvious. Ako na worse rants than CouchP. [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Weka helmet poa…its coming[/SIZE]

[Abba]

@Alchemist

I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time BITCH!
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?

:D:D yesu:D:D:D

[Abba]

@Alchemist

How can a S.V, as of my writing compete with V.Es?

Brother you are falling into a trap…very fast

[system]

@Abba

Hope umevaa helmet. [SIZE=1]Kwanza hiyo minyoo inayo itwa Ascaris captain obvious. Ako na worse rants than CouchP. [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Weka helmet poa…its coming[/SIZE]

I have become hardened. Sasa leo nilijiskia tu kutukana watu. normally, i would pick a mod, lakini saa hii niko wanted, siwes dare. So, I pick on talkers.

@Abba

:D:D yesu:D:D:D

Sasa unacheka nini na hiyo meno yako inakaa ile punda ya @introvert (ile hubebwa na landrover)? Sheep.

[Supu_don]

@Thagichu

Usiseme Wanderi, sema @Supu don

Pole VE.

noted…

who dares compare klist with ktalk?. it’s like comparing gachui ( gashwin) with the Sheppard keeper.

[coldpilsner]

@The_Virus

If every member contributed Kenyatalk would be a great site. I remember our old village ulikua unafungua site saa tatu unapata 20 posts already. Sometimes in a day we would hit over 50 na saa hio Wanderi amedeactivate 20.

manze

[Abba]

@Alchemist

So you have a mouth big enough to fit a crate? And since you do, did you have to be stupid enough to think everyone does?
Enyewe sisemi uko chini, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone. You add no value on earth, just subtractions with your crate fitting mouth.

Msee wangu wacha kuniangusha…