Stupid Pea Brained Talkers

You see a thread on Kasarani, you go ahead and do another on Kasarani.

Which cheek of your ass do you think with?

Are you a product of a nuclear-family incestous relationship?

What the hell is wrong with your fecking self?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU

Crickets[/B] (also known as “true crickets”), of the family Gryllidae, are insects related to bush crickets, and, more distantly, to grasshoppers. The Gryllidae have mainly cylindrical bodies, round heads, and long antennae. Behind the head is a smooth, robust pronotum. The abdomen ends in a pair of long cerci (spikes); females have a long, cylindrical ovipositor. The hind legs have enlarged femora (thighs), providing power for jumping. The front wings are adapted as tough, leathery elytra (wing covers), and some crickets chirp by rubbing parts of these together. The hind wings are membranous and folded when not in use for flight; many species, however, are flightless. The largest members of the family are the bull crickets, Brachytrupes, which are up to 5 cm (2 in) long.

More than 900 species of crickets are described; the Gryllidae are distributed all around the world except at latitudes 55° or higher, with the greatest diversity being in the tropics. They occur in varied habitats from grassland, bushes, and forests to marshes, beaches, and caves. Crickets are mainly nocturnal, and are best known for the loud, persistent, chirping song of males trying to attract females, although some species are mute. The singing species have good hearing, via the tympani (eardrums) on the tibiae of the front legs.

Crickets often appear as characters in literature. The Talking Cricket features in Carlo Collodi’s 1883 children’s book, The Adventures of Pinocchio, and in films based on the book. The eponymous insect is central to Charles Dickens’s 1845 The Cricket on the Hearth, as is the chirping insect in George Selden’s 1960 The Cricket in Times Square. Crickets are celebrated in poems by William Wordsworth, John Keats, and Du Fu. They are kept as pets in countries from China to Europe, sometimes for cricket fighting. Crickets are efficient at converting their food into body mass, making them a candidate for food production. They are used as food in Southeast Asia, where they are sold deep-fried in markets as snacks. They are also used to feed carnivorous pets and zoo animals. In Brazilian folklore, crickets feature as omens of various events.

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i can’t get over your handle

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GAY

@Bingwa you make 80% of the quorum here. how sure are you that the shenanigans mentioned above are not deeds of your other handles? kuwa sure boss, multi-handles huchanganyisha wenyewe

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Lemmi see, a mere villager unaeza niambia nini sasa

HAKUNA!!!

this is what skipping English classes does to you