Stupid AP Cop

Kaa ni wewe uliangukia hio 3.5m ungefanya nini?
Let’s chat

Ningebuy 50 acres place inaitwa Machang’a, in county 14…irrigate na river thiba
Sitoki mwabasa bira hio besa anyways …razima nipate hio kitu

Question is what’s the best way to hide dirty money very fast in Kenya…you can’t buy something tangible in your name, you can’t even buy something intangible e.g. Shares, you can’t give someone (ata wife) coz they might steal from you (unles you have a very trusted partner), you can’t hide kwa shamba coz anyone might discover it.
So, how do you go about it…?

My idea is I would find someone to sell me virtual foreign currency very quickly, and stash that money in one of those online accounts that don’t necessarily link to you.

Sorry am a bit slow this evening

Sponsor wacha ketepa. Hizi ni story watu wa ketepa mairungi ndio huupiga. Ati ukiambiwa uchague kati ya 100m na kupoteza nguvu za kiume utachagua gani!

hii ni mambo gani tunafunzana ES ??
@muria.mboco uko na idea mzuru sana. huko naskia acre ni between 50-100
hata mimi will do that but with clean money hata kama ni 5acres

hekaya za baesa…

Gashwin can I return hand?
Heheee hako gathee ulisort kalifurahi sana

Hiyo pesa itabidi utafute mtu akusaidie kusafisha. Somebody you can trust , and would not want to risk being outed. Hence less likely to short change you otherwise you can blackmail him. Somebody with a wife and small children. Preferably somebody who is financially okayish, in bussiness , hence dealing in lots of liquid cash transaction. Wewe kama miuzi , itabidi you lie low for a few yrs. But incase of emergency ie medical or school fees , you know you will be okay.

yes you can sir, by making another person happy…

@vuja de weka namba upate Za jug Daniels

The first thing I’d do is wonder why the governor had that money in cash

Think outside the box

VS what are you imbibing umeanza story za kajiwe?
If I did steal such a large amount of cash…but mimi si mwizi so siezi jua what to do.

The kenyan box is big enough to accommodate my suspicions

Thirii point fai sema ni kidogo, can’t retire comfortably

:D:D:D:D:D
The guy is literally swallowing saliva at the loot dont blame him. Labda pia ako juu ya goks na krest pale mama ngina :D. ES kuja ujitetee

And how would you pay for the virtual foreign currency?

He should have changed that money into bitcoin, from there aanze kusafisha pesa polepole.

Pesa ambayo haiwezi nunua mburoti ya 50 *100 githurai ina mitihani mingi, naweza rudishia mwenyewe niingie gfor s.