Strange Things

Jana nililewa na mabeshte. At around midnight tukaseparate, nikaona kunguru na lazima chuma ingelala ndani. Tukaenda lodging na tukachukua room. Sasa nimeamka one hour ago, naangalia room naona iko sawa, wallet check, keys check. But jumper na viatu haziko. I have absolutely no recollection of what happened after kuchukua room, but I woke up in a different room ya hiyo lodging. Nikaenda kwa counter wakasema dame aliacha jumper na viatu hapo. Ati dame alikuwa analia juu anadhani alilala na ghost. Hakuna kitu yangu imeibiwa but I am still wondering how I woke up in a different room. Naona kama dame alinidrug, akadhani nimekufa akanipeleka a different room only for me to wake up later. Fobe nimeacha walahi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeI6NgnLKz8

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ugekufa tu brarry voltron!

shiiieth upusss

Doesn’t add up…

What explanation did you give your wife for sleeping out?

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hii ni mwewe

Alikuwa anasweep pale kasarani stadium. Kazi ikakuwa mingi hado asubuhi

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Alikubebaje kwani?
Mbona alikutoa viatu & jumper?
Ulimwaga ndani?

Ulimt*mba akaogopa.

:p:p:D:D:D:p:D

nanii unasumbua…

Kunguru akakosa kukuibia after ulibleki? Noma sana. Enyewe it a strange world

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Voltron is just crazy.:smiley: anatubeba vibaya sana.

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Namjua… Hekaya zake ni tricks tu

I knew it rather I smelt it. The day he took us round and round like an 808 about his 4 lovers at work???maze incl his boss???, then I read him again about him clubbing and watching Chicas all over the place with other Niggas…ama ni wewe?? Guys have come hia and said they are multi-handlers.

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Lol, I don’t have time for pseudo handles or whatever he and his bingwa group do. It’s a lot of work

If you know him tell him I said hi…he is crazy.

“wallet check, keys check” …By chance, did you also check your anal virginity kama iko intact coz i didnt see that mentioned and i am very worried for you Mr Ghost…:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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I know many of you guys think that I am a mad man. Maybe, maybe not. I really dont care about what you think.

You are crazy but so hilarious.